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- Birthday Balloons
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Step 2: Unleash the Funny!
NAME OF RECIPIENT*
WHO IS THE CARD FOR?*
CURSE WORD REFERRING TO A PERSON*
A HIGH NUMBER*
A SEX TOY ENDING IN (S)*
BIG ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SILLY*
BODY PART ENDING IN (S)*
SOMETHING YUCKY*
BODY PART*
SOMETHING DELICIOUS*
OFFENSIVE NAME*
ANIMAL AND SOMETHING YUCKY*
ANIMAL AND BODY PART*
SILLY THING*
CRUDE BODY PART NAME ENDING IN (S)*
REALLY SILLY THING*
SOMETHING RANCID*
COOL WORD*
INFECTION/DISEASE*
YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL*
TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND BODILY FUNCTION ENDING IN (S)*
YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED*
YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED*
JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!
Your Message*

Step 3: Here’s your pawsome custom card! Click your answer to make changes, then click anywhere on the screen to save.

Happy Birthday, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

So, you’re another freakin’ year older! An old {CURSE WORD REFERRING TO A PERSON:9} like you certainly deserves {A SEX TOY ENDING IN (S):11} and {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} for your birthday! Seeing as they didn’t have any more of those at the gift store, I decided to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to let you know that I think the world of you and your {BODY PART:15}! You’re welcome, you adorable {OFFENSIVE NAME:20} - or as they called you back in the day, “You little {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:22}!”

But for real, you are one of my favorite {CRUDE BODY PART NAME ENDING IN (S):17} and I want you to know how special you are to me; even though you smell like {SOMETHING RANCID:24}. So, I’m sending you mad love for your special day and best of luck with your {INFECTION/DISEASE:25}. I truly hope they invent an ointment or some form of suppository for that unfortunate situation!

All my {TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND BODILY FUNCTION ENDING IN (S):28},

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:95}

Happy Birthday, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

So, you’re another freakin’ year older! An old {CURSE WORD REFERRING TO A PERSON:9} like you certainly deserves {A SEX TOY ENDING IN (S):11} and {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} for your birthday! Seeing as they didn’t have any more of those at the gift store, I decided to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to let you know that I think the world of you and your {BODY PART:15}! You’re welcome, you adorable {OFFENSIVE NAME:20} - or as they called you back in the day, “You little {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:22}!”

But for real, you are one of my favorite {CRUDE BODY PART NAME ENDING IN (S):17} and I want you to know how special you are to me; even though you smell like {SOMETHING RANCID:24}. So, I’m sending you mad love for your special day and best of luck with your {INFECTION/DISEASE:25}. I truly hope they invent an ointment or some form of suppository for that unfortunate situation!

All my {TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND BODILY FUNCTION ENDING IN (S):28},

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:95}

Happy Birthday, {WHO IS THE CARD FOR?:7}!

So, you’re another year older! I can’t believe you are {A HIGH NUMBER:12} years old today!

I wanted to send you a {BIG ANIMAL:10} for your birthday, but it was too big to wrap! I was going to bake you my favorite cake made of {SOMETHING YUCKY:13} and {SOMETHING DELICIOUS:18} but I didn’t know if you would like that because I know your favorite cake is {ANIMAL / SOMETHING YUCKY:16}. I was going to buy you a {SILLY THING:19} but I know that you would really rather have a {REALLY SILLY THING:21}… I searched everywhere and just couldn’t find that in any store!

So, I decided to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ instead to make you laugh on your special day! I really do hope you have the most {COOL WORD:26} birthday!

Your {YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL:23},
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

Happy Birthday, {WHO IS THE CARD FOR?:7}!

So, you’re another year older! I can’t believe you are {A HIGH NUMBER:12} years old today!

I wanted to send you a {BIG ANIMAL:10} for your birthday, but it was too big to wrap! I was going to bake you my favorite cake made of {SOMETHING YUCKY:13} and {SOMETHING DELICIOUS:18} but I didn’t know if you would like that because I know your favorite cake is {ANIMAL / SOMETHING YUCKY:16}. I was going to buy you a {SILLY THING:19} but I know that you would really rather have a {REALLY SILLY THING:21}… I searched everywhere and just couldn’t find that in any store!

So, I decided to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ instead to make you laugh on your special day! I really do hope you have the most {COOL WORD:26} birthday!

Your {YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL:23},
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}


{Envelope Number:63}

Happy Birthday, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

So, you’re another freakin’ year older! An old {CURSE WORD REFERRING TO A PERSON:9} like you certainly deserves {A SEX TOY ENDING IN (S):11} and {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} for your birthday! Seeing as they didn’t have any more of those at the gift store, I decided to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to let you know that I think the world of you and your {BODY PART:15}! You’re welcome, you adorable {OFFENSIVE NAME:20} - or as they called you back in the day, “You little {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:22}!”

But for real, you are one of my favorite {CRUDE BODY PART NAME ENDING IN (S):17} and I want you to know how special you are to me; even though you smell like {SOMETHING RANCID:24}. So, I’m sending you mad love for your special day and best of luck with your {INFECTION/DISEASE:25}. I truly hope they invent an ointment or some form of suppository for that unfortunate situation!

All my {TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND BODILY FUNCTION ENDING IN (S):28},

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Envelope Number:63}

{Your Message:95}


{Envelope Number:63}

Happy Birthday, {WHO IS THE CARD FOR?:7}!

So, you’re another year older! I can’t believe you are {A HIGH NUMBER:12} years old today!

I wanted to send you a {BIG ANIMAL:10} for your birthday, but it was too big to wrap! I was going to bake you my favorite cake made of {SOMETHING YUCKY:13} and {SOMETHING DELICIOUS:18} but I didn’t know if you would like that because I know your favorite cake is {ANIMAL / SOMETHING YUCKY:16}. I was going to buy you a {SILLY THING:19} but I know that you would really rather have a {REALLY SILLY THING:21}… I searched everywhere and just couldn’t find that in any store!

So, I decided to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ instead to make you laugh on your special day! I really do hope you have the most {COOL WORD:26} birthday!

Your {YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL:23},
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

Happy Birthday, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

So, you’re another freakin’ year older! An old {CURSE WORD REFERRING TO A PERSON:9} like you certainly deserves {A SEX TOY ENDING IN (S):11} and {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} for your birthday! Seeing as they didn’t have any more of those at the gift store, I decided to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to let you know that I think the world of you and your {BODY PART:15}! You’re welcome, you adorable {OFFENSIVE NAME:20} - or as they called you back in the day, “You little {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:22}!”

But for real, you are one of my favorite {CRUDE BODY PART NAME ENDING IN (S):17} and I want you to know how special you are to me; even though you smell like {SOMETHING RANCID:24}. So, I’m sending you mad love for your special day and best of luck with your {INFECTION/DISEASE:25}. I truly hope they invent an ointment or some form of suppository for that unfortunate situation!

All my {TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND BODILY FUNCTION ENDING IN (S):28},

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:95}

Happy Birthday, {WHO IS THE CARD FOR?:7}!

So, you’re another year older! I can’t believe you are {A HIGH NUMBER:12} years old today!

I wanted to send you a {BIG ANIMAL:10} for your birthday, but it was too big to wrap! I was going to bake you my favorite cake made of {SOMETHING YUCKY:13} and {SOMETHING DELICIOUS:18} but I didn’t know if you would like that because I know your favorite cake is {ANIMAL / SOMETHING YUCKY:16}. I was going to buy you a {SILLY THING:19} but I know that you would really rather have a {REALLY SILLY THING:21}… I searched everywhere and just couldn’t find that in any store!

So, I decided to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ instead to make you laugh on your special day! I really do hope you have the most {COOL WORD:26} birthday!

Your {YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL:23},
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

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