Name: Get Well - Peas Get Well Soon!
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Hey {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

I’m so sorry to hear you’re not feeling well. I’m sending you this silly Funny Bonz Card™ to try to cheer you up, lift your spirits, and tickle your {FUNNY BODY PART:9}!

How crazy is it that all you did was {CRAZY ACTIVITY:11} while your hair was wet and now you’re down and out!? The last time I remember you were even close to feeling this way was that time you ate {SOMETHING RANCID:14} mixed with {SOMETHING GROSS:15} and you power puked all over {NAME A FAMILY MEMBER/MUTUAL FRIEND ENDING IN ‘S:20} crotch… WOW, that was unfortunate.

Anyway, I want you to know that I’m here for you if you need anything; I truly hope you get well soon. I know whenever I’m not feeling well I love having my {WEIRD BODY PART:22} rubbed with {STRANGE/GROSS LIQUID:17} while {SONG TITLE AND ARTIST:24} lulls me into a healing slumber… It always seems to do the trick! If you want me to do that for you, just say the word; I’m here to help!

Best of luck with a speedy recovery! You’re tougher than a basket of baby {SMALL/CUTE ANIMAL ENDING IN S:25}, so I know you’ll be back to your old self in no time! Just make sure to drink plenty of fluids, get plenty of rest, and eat {SOMETHING DISGUSTING:28} at least three times a day!

Feel better soon!

Best Wishes,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:95}

Hey {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

I’m so sorry to hear you’re not feeling well. I’m sending you this silly Funny Bonz Card™ to try to cheer you up, lift your spirits, and tickle your {FUNNY BODY PART:9}!

How crazy is it that all you did was {CRAZY ACTIVITY:11} while your hair was wet and now you’re down and out!? The last time I remember you were even close to feeling this way was that time you ate {SOMETHING RANCID:14} mixed with {SOMETHING GROSS:15} and you power puked all over {NAME A FAMILY MEMBER/MUTUAL FRIEND ENDING IN ‘S:20} crotch… WOW, that was unfortunate.

Anyway, I want you to know that I’m here for you if you need anything; I truly hope you get well soon. I know whenever I’m not feeling well I love having my {WEIRD BODY PART:22} rubbed with {STRANGE/GROSS LIQUID:17} while {SONG TITLE AND ARTIST:24} lulls me into a healing slumber… It always seems to do the trick! If you want me to do that for you, just say the word; I’m here to help!

Best of luck with a speedy recovery! You’re tougher than a basket of baby {SMALL/CUTE ANIMAL ENDING IN S:25}, so I know you’ll be back to your old self in no time! Just make sure to drink plenty of fluids, get plenty of rest, and eat {SOMETHING DISGUSTING:28} at least three times a day!

Feel better soon!

Best Wishes,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:95}

Hey {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

I’m so sorry to hear you’re not feeling well. I’m sending you this silly Funny Bonz Card™ to try to cheer you up, lift your spirits, and tickle your {FUNNY BODY PART:12}!

How crazy is it that all you did was {CRAZY ACTIVITY:10} while your hair was wet and now you feel like poo!? When I don’t feel well I like to {STRANGE ACTIVITY:13} with a chicken on my head singing {A FUN SONG TITLE AND ARTIST:18}… that always made me feel better! If you want, we can try that together and see if it helps? If not, just make sure to drink plenty of water, get plenty of rest, and eat {SOMETHING DISGUSTING:16} at least three times a day! Hopefully that and some giggles will do the trick!

If that doesn’t work, I’m happy to send you {ANIMAL:19} wearing {FUNNY PIECE OF CLOTHING:21} {A FUNNY ACTIVITY:26}! I’m sure that will make you laugh your {A SILLY BODY PART:23} off! Sometimes laughter can be the best medicine.

Big hugs and feel better soon!

Best wishes,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

Hey {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

I’m so sorry to hear you’re not feeling well. I’m sending you this silly Funny Bonz Card™ to try to cheer you up, lift your spirits, and tickle your {FUNNY BODY PART:12}!

How crazy is it that all you did was {CRAZY ACTIVITY:10} while your hair was wet and now you feel like poo!? When I don’t feel well I like to {STRANGE ACTIVITY:13} with a chicken on my head singing {A FUN SONG TITLE AND ARTIST:18}… that always made me feel better! If you want, we can try that together and see if it helps? If not, just make sure to drink plenty of water, get plenty of rest, and eat {SOMETHING DISGUSTING:16} at least three times a day! Hopefully that and some giggles will do the trick!

If that doesn’t work, I’m happy to send you {ANIMAL:19} wearing {FUNNY PIECE OF CLOTHING:21} {A FUNNY ACTIVITY:26}! I’m sure that will make you laugh your {A SILLY BODY PART:23} off! Sometimes laughter can be the best medicine.

Big hugs and feel better soon!

Best wishes,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}


{Envelope Number:63}

Hey {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

I’m so sorry to hear you’re not feeling well. I’m sending you this silly Funny Bonz Card™ to try to cheer you up, lift your spirits, and tickle your {FUNNY BODY PART:9}!

How crazy is it that all you did was {CRAZY ACTIVITY:11} while your hair was wet and now you’re down and out!? The last time I remember you were even close to feeling this way was that time you ate {SOMETHING RANCID:14} mixed with {SOMETHING GROSS:15} and you power puked all over {NAME A FAMILY MEMBER/MUTUAL FRIEND ENDING IN ‘S:20} crotch… WOW, that was unfortunate.

Anyway, I want you to know that I’m here for you if you need anything; I truly hope you get well soon. I know whenever I’m not feeling well I love having my {WEIRD BODY PART:22} rubbed with {STRANGE/GROSS LIQUID:17} while {SONG TITLE AND ARTIST:24} lulls me into a healing slumber… It always seems to do the trick! If you want me to do that for you, just say the word; I’m here to help!

Best of luck with a speedy recovery! You’re tougher than a basket of baby {SMALL/CUTE ANIMAL ENDING IN S:25}, so I know you’ll be back to your old self in no time! Just make sure to drink plenty of fluids, get plenty of rest, and eat {SOMETHING DISGUSTING:28} at least three times a day!

Feel better soon!

Best Wishes,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}


{Envelope Number:63}

{Your Message:95}


{Envelope Number:63}

Hey {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

I’m so sorry to hear you’re not feeling well. I’m sending you this silly Funny Bonz Card™ to try to cheer you up, lift your spirits, and tickle your {FUNNY BODY PART:12}!

How crazy is it that all you did was {CRAZY ACTIVITY:10} while your hair was wet and now you feel like poo!? When I don’t feel well I like to {STRANGE ACTIVITY:13} with a chicken on my head singing {A FUN SONG TITLE AND ARTIST:18}… that always made me feel better! If you want, we can try that together and see if it helps? If not, just make sure to drink plenty of water, get plenty of rest, and eat {SOMETHING DISGUSTING:16} at least three times a day! Hopefully that and some giggles will do the trick!

If that doesn’t work, I’m happy to send you {ANIMAL:19} wearing {FUNNY PIECE OF CLOTHING:21} {A FUNNY ACTIVITY:26}! I’m sure that will make you laugh your {A SILLY BODY PART:23} off! Sometimes laughter can be the best medicine.

Big hugs and feel better soon!

Best wishes,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

Hey {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

I’m so sorry to hear you’re not feeling well. I’m sending you this silly Funny Bonz Card™ to try to cheer you up, lift your spirits, and tickle your {FUNNY BODY PART:9}!

How crazy is it that all you did was {CRAZY ACTIVITY:11} while your hair was wet and now you’re down and out!? The last time I remember you were even close to feeling this way was that time you ate {SOMETHING RANCID:14} mixed with {SOMETHING GROSS:15} and you power puked all over {NAME A FAMILY MEMBER/MUTUAL FRIEND ENDING IN ‘S:20} crotch… WOW, that was unfortunate.

Anyway, I want you to know that I’m here for you if you need anything; I truly hope you get well soon. I know whenever I’m not feeling well I love having my {WEIRD BODY PART:22} rubbed with {STRANGE/GROSS LIQUID:17} while {SONG TITLE AND ARTIST:24} lulls me into a healing slumber… It always seems to do the trick! If you want me to do that for you, just say the word; I’m here to help!

Best of luck with a speedy recovery! You’re tougher than a basket of baby {SMALL/CUTE ANIMAL ENDING IN S:25}, so I know you’ll be back to your old self in no time! Just make sure to drink plenty of fluids, get plenty of rest, and eat {SOMETHING DISGUSTING:28} at least three times a day!

Feel better soon!

Best Wishes,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:95}

Hey {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

I’m so sorry to hear you’re not feeling well. I’m sending you this silly Funny Bonz Card™ to try to cheer you up, lift your spirits, and tickle your {FUNNY BODY PART:12}!

How crazy is it that all you did was {CRAZY ACTIVITY:10} while your hair was wet and now you feel like poo!? When I don’t feel well I like to {STRANGE ACTIVITY:13} with a chicken on my head singing {A FUN SONG TITLE AND ARTIST:18}… that always made me feel better! If you want, we can try that together and see if it helps? If not, just make sure to drink plenty of water, get plenty of rest, and eat {SOMETHING DISGUSTING:16} at least three times a day! Hopefully that and some giggles will do the trick!

If that doesn’t work, I’m happy to send you {ANIMAL:19} wearing {FUNNY PIECE OF CLOTHING:21} {A FUNNY ACTIVITY:26}! I’m sure that will make you laugh your {A SILLY BODY PART:23} off! Sometimes laughter can be the best medicine.

Big hugs and feel better soon!

Best wishes,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

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