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Home / Sorry / Sorry – My Bad Dawg
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  • Step 1: Fetch Your Card

  • Need to get out of the dog house? Tell them you're sorry and beg for pawgiveness with a humble and hilarious apology!

  • Fill-in-the-blanks to reveal your hilarious message
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  • Contains adult material that may not be suitable for kids.

  • Step 2: Unleash the Funny!

  • Step 3: Here’s your pawsome custom card! Click your answer to make changes, then click anywhere on the screen to save.

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    Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:8},

    I am truly sorry for {CRUDE ACTION WORD ENDING IN ING:9} on your feelings. This Funny Bonz Card™ is my way of coming to you with humility in my heart, my {CRUDE BODY PART:11} in hand, and my {SEX TOY:14} between my legs, to say that I am so very sorry. It wasn't right that I {WHAT YOU DID YOU WRONG:15}. You have been such a wonderful {WHO THE PERSON IS TO YOU:20} to me, and you truly didn't deserve my {NEGATIVE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTIONS:22} behavior.

    I hope you won't stay mad at me for too long, and that you can forgive me. If not, I’d be happy to {SILLY ACTION:17} or {SILLY ACTION:61} to get back into your good graces - you can decide! Until then, I hope this silly card made you laugh a little and reminds you that I'm not such a {CURSE WORD TO CALL SOMEONE:24}.

    Please accept my sincerest apologies… now hurry up and forgive me so we can {FUNNY ACTION:25} again!

    Your {MEAN NAME TO CALL SOMEONE and WHO YOU ARE TO THE PERSON:28},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO CALL YOURSELF:27}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:68}
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    {Your Message:93}
  • Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:8},

    I am truly sorry for {CRUDE ACTION WORD ENDING IN ING:9} on your feelings. This Funny Bonz Card™ is my way of coming to you with humility in my heart, my {CRUDE BODY PART:11} in hand, and my {SEX TOY:14} between my legs, to say that I am so very sorry. It wasn't right that I {WHAT YOU DID YOU WRONG:15}. You have been such a wonderful {WHO THE PERSON IS TO YOU:20} to me, and you truly didn't deserve my {NEGATIVE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTIONS:22} behavior.

    I hope you won't stay mad at me for too long, and that you can forgive me. If not, I’d be happy to {SILLY ACTION:17} or {SILLY ACTION:61} to get back into your good graces - you can decide! Until then, I hope this silly card made you laugh a little and reminds you that I'm not such a {CURSE WORD TO CALL SOMEONE:24}.

    Please accept my sincerest apologies… now hurry up and forgive me so we can {FUNNY ACTION:25} again!

    Your {MEAN NAME TO CALL SOMEONE and WHO YOU ARE TO THE PERSON:28},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO CALL YOURSELF:27}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:68}
  • {Your Message:93}
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    Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:7},

    I’m really sorry for messing up! This Funny Bonz Card™ is my way of trying to make it up to you by making you laugh, so hopefully you’ll forgive me.

    I wanted to send you a {BIG ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SILLY:12} to say I’m sorry, but it was too big to wrap! I was going to make you my favorite dessert made of {SOMETHING YUCKY:10} and {SOMETHING DELICIOUS:13} but I didn’t know if you would like that because I know your favorite dessert flavor is {ANIMAL and SOMETHING YUCKY:18}. I was going to buy you a {SILLY THING:16} but I know that you would really rather have a {REALLY SILLY THING:19}… I searched everywhere and just couldn’t find that in any store!

    I really hope you won't stay mad at me for too long and that you will soon forgive me. If not, I will totally {SILLY ACTION:21} to make you laugh so we can be all good again! Until then, I hope this silly card made you giggle a little and reminds you that I'm not such a {SILLY WORD TO CALL SOMEONE:26}.

    I’m so so so sorry... Now please hurry up and forgive me so we can {FUNNY ACTION:23} together again!

    Best wishes,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO CALL YOURSELF:29}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:68}
  • Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:7},

    I’m really sorry for messing up! This Funny Bonz Card™ is my way of trying to make it up to you by making you laugh, so hopefully you’ll forgive me.

    I wanted to send you a {BIG ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SILLY:12} to say I’m sorry, but it was too big to wrap! I was going to make you my favorite dessert made of {SOMETHING YUCKY:10} and {SOMETHING DELICIOUS:13} but I didn’t know if you would like that because I know your favorite dessert flavor is {ANIMAL and SOMETHING YUCKY:18}. I was going to buy you a {SILLY THING:16} but I know that you would really rather have a {REALLY SILLY THING:19}… I searched everywhere and just couldn’t find that in any store!

    I really hope you won't stay mad at me for too long and that you will soon forgive me. If not, I will totally {SILLY ACTION:21} to make you laugh so we can be all good again! Until then, I hope this silly card made you giggle a little and reminds you that I'm not such a {SILLY WORD TO CALL SOMEONE:26}.

    I’m so so so sorry... Now please hurry up and forgive me so we can {FUNNY ACTION:23} together again!

    Best wishes,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO CALL YOURSELF:29}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:68}
  • {Envelope Number:64}
    Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:8},

    I am truly sorry for {CRUDE ACTION WORD ENDING IN ING:9} on your feelings. This Funny Bonz Card™ is my way of coming to you with humility in my heart, my {CRUDE BODY PART:11} in hand, and my {SEX TOY:14} between my legs, to say that I am so very sorry. It wasn't right that I {WHAT YOU DID YOU WRONG:15}. You have been such a wonderful {WHO THE PERSON IS TO YOU:20} to me, and you truly didn't deserve my {NEGATIVE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTIONS:22} behavior.

    I hope you won't stay mad at me for too long, and that you can forgive me. If not, I’d be happy to {SILLY ACTION:17} or {SILLY ACTION:61} to get back into your good graces - you can decide! Until then, I hope this silly card made you laugh a little and reminds you that I'm not such a {CURSE WORD TO CALL SOMEONE:24}.

    Please accept my sincerest apologies… now hurry up and forgive me so we can {FUNNY ACTION:25} again!

    Your {MEAN NAME TO CALL SOMEONE and WHO YOU ARE TO THE PERSON:28},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO CALL YOURSELF:27}

    {P.S:73}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:68}
  • {Envelope Number:64}
    {Your Message:93}
  • {Envelope Number:64}
    Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:7},

    I’m really sorry for messing up! This Funny Bonz Card™ is my way of trying to make it up to you by making you laugh, so hopefully you’ll forgive me.

    I wanted to send you a {BIG ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SILLY:12} to say I’m sorry, but it was too big to wrap! I was going to make you my favorite dessert made of {SOMETHING YUCKY:10} and {SOMETHING DELICIOUS:13} but I didn’t know if you would like that because I know your favorite dessert flavor is {ANIMAL and SOMETHING YUCKY:18}. I was going to buy you a {SILLY THING:16} but I know that you would really rather have a {REALLY SILLY THING:19}… I searched everywhere and just couldn’t find that in any store!

    I really hope you won't stay mad at me for too long and that you will soon forgive me. If not, I will totally {SILLY ACTION:21} to make you laugh so we can be all good again! Until then, I hope this silly card made you giggle a little and reminds you that I'm not such a {SILLY WORD TO CALL SOMEONE:26}.

    I’m so so so sorry... Now please hurry up and forgive me so we can {FUNNY ACTION:23} together again!

    Best wishes,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO CALL YOURSELF:29}

    {P.S:73}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:68}
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    Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:8},

    I am truly sorry for {CRUDE ACTION WORD ENDING IN ING:9} on your feelings. This Funny Bonz Card™ is my way of coming to you with humility in my heart, my {CRUDE BODY PART:11} in hand, and my {SEX TOY:14} between my legs, to say that I am so very sorry. It wasn't right that I {WHAT YOU DID YOU WRONG:15}. You have been such a wonderful {WHO THE PERSON IS TO YOU:20} to me, and you truly didn't deserve my {NEGATIVE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTIONS:22} behavior.

    I hope you won't stay mad at me for too long, and that you can forgive me. If not, I’d be happy to {SILLY ACTION:17} or {SILLY ACTION:61} to get back into your good graces - you can decide! Until then, I hope this silly card made you laugh a little and reminds you that I'm not such a {CURSE WORD TO CALL SOMEONE:24}.

    Please accept my sincerest apologies… now hurry up and forgive me so we can {FUNNY ACTION:25} again!

    Your {MEAN NAME TO CALL SOMEONE and WHO YOU ARE TO THE PERSON:28},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO CALL YOURSELF:27}

    {P.S:73}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:68}
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    {Your Message:93}
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    Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:7},

    I’m really sorry for messing up! This Funny Bonz Card™ is my way of trying to make it up to you by making you laugh, so hopefully you’ll forgive me.

    I wanted to send you a {BIG ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SILLY:12} to say I’m sorry, but it was too big to wrap! I was going to make you my favorite dessert made of {SOMETHING YUCKY:10} and {SOMETHING DELICIOUS:13} but I didn’t know if you would like that because I know your favorite dessert flavor is {ANIMAL and SOMETHING YUCKY:18}. I was going to buy you a {SILLY THING:16} but I know that you would really rather have a {REALLY SILLY THING:19}… I searched everywhere and just couldn’t find that in any store!

    I really hope you won't stay mad at me for too long and that you will soon forgive me. If not, I will totally {SILLY ACTION:21} to make you laugh so we can be all good again! Until then, I hope this silly card made you giggle a little and reminds you that I'm not such a {SILLY WORD TO CALL SOMEONE:26}.

    I’m so so so sorry... Now please hurry up and forgive me so we can {FUNNY ACTION:23} together again!

    Best wishes,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO CALL YOURSELF:29}

    {P.S:73}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:68}
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