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Happy Birthday, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

So, you’re another freakin’ year older! An old {CURSE WORD REFERRING TO A PERSON:9} like you certainly deserves {A SEX TOY ENDING IN (S):11} and {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} for your birthday! Seeing as they didn’t have any more of those at the gift store, I decided to send you this Funny Bonz Card to let you know that I think the world of you and your {BODY PART:15}! You’re welcome, you adorable {OFFENSIVE NAME:20} - or as they called you back in the day, “You little {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:22}!”

But for real, you are one of my favorite {CRUDE BODY PART NAME ENDING IN (S):17} and I want you to know how special you are to me; even though you smell like {SOMETHING RANCID:24}. So, I’m sending you mad love for your special day and best of luck for your {INFECTION/DISEASE:25}. I truly hope they invent an ointment or some form of suppository for that unfortunate situation!

All my {TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND BODILY FUNCTION ENDING IN (S):28},

{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

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{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

Happy Birthday, {WHO IS THE CARD FOR?:7}!

So, you’re another year older! I can’t believe you are {A HIGH NUMBER:12} years old today!

I wanted to send you a {BIG ANIMAL:10} for your birthday, but it was too big to wrap! I was going to bake you my favorite cake made of {SOMETHING YUCKY:13} and {SOMETHING DELICIOUS:18} but I didn’t know if you would like that because I know your favorite cake is {ANIMAL / SOMETHING YUCKY:16}. I was going to buy you {SILLY THING:19} but I know that you would really rather have a {REALLY SILLY THING:21}!

So, I decided to send you this Funny Bonz Card instead to make you laugh on your special day! I really do hope you have the most {COOL WORD:26} birthday!

Your {YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO THE BIRTHDAY BOY/GIRL:23},

{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

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{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

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{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

Dear {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

There are not enough {ANIMAL and NAUGHTY BODY PART ENDING IN S:9} in the world to show you how thankful I am, so I am sending you this Funny Bonz Card to bring a smile to your face, and hopefully make you chuckle too!

I’m so grateful for how you make the world a better place! Like how you’re able to make {DISGUSTING ACTIVITY:11} in the {LOCATION:14} so majestic. Such a gift is truly one in {A NUMBER BETWEEN 1-5:15}! To me, you’re not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART:20}. I mean, who else could bring a smile to someone’s face by simply showing your {BODY PART:22} to them? Amirite? You’re just so incredible and I can’t thank you enough for how you’ve affected my {INFECTION/DISEASE:17} and what you truly mean to my {DESCRIPTIVE BODY PART:24}.

I sincerely wish I had more words to describe how thankful I am and how much your {GROSS BODY PART:25} touches me. I have so much appreciation, gratitude, and {BODILY FLUID:28} for you; I honestly cannot thank you enough! I know I couldn’t possibly repay you, but I will be making a generous donation of {BODILY FLUID:27} to my local charity in your honor. I wish I could give so much more as a reflection of what you’ve done for me.

You truly are the best!

With gratitude,
{NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:63}

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{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:70}

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