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Dear {NAME OF RECIPIENT (S):8},
It’s that time of year again! A time to celebrate {FUNNY ACTIVITY:9} and {SILLY FAMILY TRADITION:11} while sipping {NAME OF A DRINK:14} by the fire, burning the Yuletide {NAME A RANDOM OBJECT:15} for good luck. A time for families to come together and recall cheerful memories of holidays past, like the time {NAME OF FRIEND/RELATIVE:20} and {NAME OF FRIEND/RELATIVE:22} attempted to breakdance to {FAVORITE HOLIDAY SONG:17} after a bit too much “special eggnog!” Or that time we all {CRAZY ACTIVITY IN THE PAST TENSE:24} into the wee hours of the morning! It’s a time to celebrate what the holidays are truly all about… {FUNNY ACTIVITY:25} and of course, lots of great times with family & friends!
With this Funny Bonz Card™ I’m sending you and yours the warmest wishes and hoping that the holiday season brings you all the merriment, wonder, and {SILLY GIFT ENDING IN (S):28} you deserve! Cheers to your holidays being filled with joy & laughter, and a happy and healthy New Year!
Happy Holidays!
{YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}
P.S.
{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}
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