Dear {NAME OF RECEIPENT:8:},
Congratulations on your graduation! We all know it didn’t turn out exactly as you imagined, so hopefully this Funny Bonz Card™ will help you keep your head up and enjoy a laugh, you lil’ {FUNNY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:9}!
We’re honestly so proud that you were able to complete {EDUCATION LEVEL:11}, even though you had {ILLNESS/DISEASE/INFECTION:14} which caused you to {GROSS BODILY FUNCTION:15} all over the place and we thought you would never graduate – so glad you proved us all wrong! Hats off to you and your accomplishments, Grad! With an A+ in {STUPID ACTIVITY:20} and in {STUPID ACTIVITY:22} you are most certainly going to be the best {IMAGINARY PROFESSION:17} the world has ever seen!
Even though 2020 may have been a bit of a bummer, you handled it like the Champ we always knew you were; you make us so proud! And you never know, maybe 2020 will turn out to be better than a {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S AND BODY PART:24} for you and your {OFFENSIVE NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:25} classmates!
Now get out there and make a difference - or at the very least please try not to get arrested!
With love,
{YOUR NAME / WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:28}
P.S.
{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:72}
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