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  • Step 1: Fetch Your Card

  • Our community heroes work their tails off! Show them some love and appreciation by brightening their day with an amusing card from Funny Bonz.

  • Fill-in-the-blanks to reveal your hilarious message
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  • Contains adult material that may not be suitable for kids.

  • Step 2: Unleash the Funny!

  • Step 3: Here’s your pawsome custom card! Click your answer to make changes, then click anywhere on the screen to save.

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    Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

    I know you’re super busy right now, but I wanted to take a quick moment to let you know how much you are appreciated! The work you are doing right now is so {COOL DESCRIPTIVE WORD:9} and so needed! It’s so plain to see, even by a {SILLY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:11} like me that you're not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S / BODY PART:14}! You are a true Hero of the people! Not like those other wannabe {BODILY FUNCTION ENDING IN S:15} out there… You’re the real deal!

    That’s why I wanted to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to help bring a smile to that {COMPLIMENTARY FACIAL FEATURE:20} face of yours and hopefully brighten your {BODY PART:22}! There’s no doubt ALL of us could use a little chuckle and a {WEIRD OBJECT:17} right now to help us get by.

    Just know, I think the world of you, the work you do, and your {BODY PART:24}! I wish you all the best and can’t wait for the day I can shake your {BODY PART:25} and truly thank you in person… without wearing a mask!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN (S):28}.

    A sincerely grateful,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
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    {Your Message:93}
  • Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

    I know you’re super busy right now, but I wanted to take a quick moment to let you know how much you are appreciated! The work you are doing right now is so {COOL DESCRIPTIVE WORD:9} and so needed! It’s so plain to see, even by a {SILLY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:11} like me that you're not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S / BODY PART:14}! You are a true Hero of the people! Not like those other wannabe {BODILY FUNCTION ENDING IN S:15} out there… You’re the real deal!

    That’s why I wanted to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to help bring a smile to that {COMPLIMENTARY FACIAL FEATURE:20} face of yours and hopefully brighten your {BODY PART:22}! There’s no doubt ALL of us could use a little chuckle and a {WEIRD OBJECT:17} right now to help us get by.

    Just know, I think the world of you, the work you do, and your {BODY PART:24}! I wish you all the best and can’t wait for the day I can shake your {BODY PART:25} and truly thank you in person… without wearing a mask!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN (S):28}.

    A sincerely grateful,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
  • {Your Message:93}
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    Hey, {WHO THIS CARD IS FOR:7}!

    I know you’re super busy right now, but I wanted to tell you how awesome I think you are!

    It’s so plain to see, even by a {SILLY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:12} like me that you're not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN 'S AND BODY PART:10}! You are a true Hero of the people! Not like those other wannabe {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN S:13} out there… You’re the real deal!

    That’s why I wanted to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to help bring a smile to your {SOMETHING NICE:18} face and hopefully brighten your {BODY PART:16}! There’s no doubt ALL of us could use a little chuckle and {SOMETHING GOOFY:19} right now to lift our spirits.

    Just know, I think the world of you, the work you do, and your {BODY PART:21}! I wish you all the best and can’t wait for the day I can shake your {BODY PART:26} and thank you in person… without wearing a mask!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:23}!

    Your #1 Fan,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
  • Hey, {WHO THIS CARD IS FOR:7}!

    I know you’re super busy right now, but I wanted to tell you how awesome I think you are!

    It’s so plain to see, even by a {SILLY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:12} like me that you're not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S / BODY PART:10}! You are a true Hero of the people! Not like those other wannabe {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN S:13} out there… You’re the real deal!

    That’s why I wanted to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to help bring a smile to your {SOMETHING NICE:18} face and hopefully brighten your {BODY PART:16}! There’s no doubt ALL of us could use a little chuckle and {SOMETHING GOOFY:19} right now to lift our spirits.

    Just know, I think the world of you, the work you do, and your {BODY PART:21}! I wish you all the best and can’t wait for the day I can shake your {BODY PART:26} and thank you in person… without wearing a mask!

    All my {ANIMAL / LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:23}!

    Your #1 Fan,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
  • {Envelope Number:63}
    Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

    I know you’re super busy right now, but I wanted to take a quick moment to let you know how much you are appreciated! The work you are doing right now is so {COOL DESCRIPTIVE WORD:9} and so needed! It’s so plain to see, even by a {SILLY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:11} like me that you're not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S / BODY PART:14}! You are a true Hero of the people! Not like those other wannabe {BODILY FUNCTION ENDING IN S:15} out there… You’re the real deal!

    That’s why I wanted to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to help bring a smile to that {COMPLIMENTARY FACIAL FEATURE:20} face of yours and hopefully brighten your {BODY PART:22}! There’s no doubt ALL of us could use a little chuckle and a {WEIRD OBJECT:17} right now to help us get by.

    Just know, I think the world of you, the work you do, and your {BODY PART:24}! I wish you all the best and can’t wait for the day I can shake your {BODY PART:25} and truly thank you in person… without wearing a mask!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN (S):28}.

    A sincerely grateful,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

    {P.S:72}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
  • {Envelope Number:63}
    {Your Message:93}
  • {Envelope Number:63}
    Hey, {WHO THIS CARD IS FOR:7}!

    I know you’re super busy right now, but I wanted to tell you how awesome I think you are!

    It’s so plain to see, even by a {SILLY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:12} like me that you're not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN 'S AND BODY PART:10}! You are a true Hero of the people! Not like those other wannabe {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN S:13} out there… You’re the real deal!

    That’s why I wanted to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to help bring a smile to your {SOMETHING NICE:18} face and hopefully brighten your {BODY PART:16}! There’s no doubt ALL of us could use a little chuckle and {SOMETHING GOOFY:19} right now to lift our spirits.

    Just know, I think the world of you, the work you do, and your {BODY PART:21}! I wish you all the best and can’t wait for the day I can shake your {BODY PART:26} and thank you in person… without wearing a mask!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:23}!

    Your #1 Fan,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    {P.S:72}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
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    Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

    I know you’re super busy right now, but I wanted to take a quick moment to let you know how much you are appreciated! The work you are doing right now is so {COOL DESCRIPTIVE WORD:9} and so needed! It’s so plain to see, even by a {SILLY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:11} like me that you're not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S / BODY PART:14}! You are a true Hero of the people! Not like those other wannabe {BODILY FUNCTION ENDING IN S:15} out there… You’re the real deal!

    That’s why I wanted to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to help bring a smile to that {COMPLIMENTARY FACIAL FEATURE:20} face of yours and hopefully brighten your {BODY PART:22}! There’s no doubt ALL of us could use a little chuckle and a {WEIRD OBJECT:17} right now to help us get by.

    Just know, I think the world of you, the work you do, and your {BODY PART:24}! I wish you all the best and can’t wait for the day I can shake your {BODY PART:25} and truly thank you in person… without wearing a mask!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN (S):28}.

    A sincerely grateful,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

    {P.S:72}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
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    {Your Message:93}
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    Hey, {WHO THIS CARD IS FOR:7}!

    I know you’re super busy right now, but I wanted to tell you how awesome I think you are!

    It’s so plain to see, even by a {SILLY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:12} like me that you're not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S / BODY PART:10}! You are a true Hero of the people! Not like those other wannabe {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN S:13} out there… You’re the real deal!

    That’s why I wanted to send you this Funny Bonz Card™ to help bring a smile to your {SOMETHING NICE:18} face and hopefully brighten your {BODY PART:16}! There’s no doubt ALL of us could use a little chuckle and {SOMETHING GOOFY:19} right now to lift our spirits.

    Just know, I think the world of you, the work you do, and your {BODY PART:21}! I wish you all the best and can’t wait for the day I can shake your {BODY PART:26} and thank you in person… without wearing a mask!

    All my {ANIMAL / LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:23}!

    Your #1 Fan,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    {P.S:72}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
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