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Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!
We’ve been through a lot, Bro! It sucks that we can’t hang out as much as we used to. That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to let you know you’re missed!
I was just thinking about all the great times we used to have together. Do you remember back {HOW YOU MET THE RECIPIENT:9} when we rocked the house {FUN GAME:11}? Remember how {FUNNY/MADE UP NAME FOR A WOMAN:14} and {OLD SCHOOL NAME FOR A WOMAN:15} were totally checking us out the entire time? Not surprising though, because our gigantic {FUNNY BODY PART ENDING IN (S):20} were showing and we were on fire that night! It’s a shame we never got anywhere with them, especially since they had {VERY DESCRIPTIVE WORD AND A BODY PART ENDING IN (S):22} for days, yo! It’s probably because you smelled like {SOMETHING GROSS:17} or they found out about my {NAME AN STD/STI:24}… oh well, can’t win ‘em all!
Through the good times and bad, we’ve always been there for one another and that’s something I’ll never forget. Just know, I’m always here when you need me, even though you’re a little {TALK SHIT TO YOUR FRIEND:25}… HA! You know I’m just playin’, Bro.
But for real, I’m looking forward to our next adventure! Hopefully it doesn’t end in us {A TABOO EVENT/ACTION/ACTIVITY:28} again!
Cheers!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED:27}
P.S.
{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71} |
