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  • Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

    I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately and realized how lucky I am to have you as a friend! I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ your way to hopefully bring a smile to your face and some warmth to your {FUNNY BODY PART:9}!

    I was reminiscing about the old days when you went by that sweet nick name, “{TERRIBLE NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR FRIEND:11}” and I was your sidekick, “{TERRIBLE NICKNAME TO CALL YOURSELF:14}.” We got into some crazy stuff, didn’t we? I still think back to that time we {CRAZY ACTIVITY TO DO WITH YOUR FRIEND IN PAST TENSE:15} in front of that group of people and we almost got arrested! Thank goodness you flashed your {FUNNY BODY PART:20} to that cop and got us off!

    But we’ve both grown up a lot since then, and I’m so proud of how successful you’ve been with your {UNCOMMON SEX ACT/FETISH:22} FOR HIRE business – as you always said, “practice what you preach!” For me, I’m keeping pretty busy with my {IMAGINATIVE/CRAZY NEW SEX TOY:17} SEX TOY-MAKING business these days… maybe a collaboration is in order?

    For real though, you truly are missed and loved, my friend. You’re my voice of reason, my confidant and partner-in-{PAINFUL ACTIVITY:24}… and the bestest friend a girl could ask for! You’re actually more than a friend to me, you’re like family; and I’ll always be there for you.

    Sending you good vibes and big hugs; and looking forward to our next adventure {OUTDOOR ACTIVITY:25} with our {NAUGHTY BODY PART ENDING IN (S):28} out!

    Your friend,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}
  • {Your Message:99}
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    Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

    I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately and realized how lucky I am to have you as a friend! I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ your way to hopefully bring a smile to your face and some warmth to your {FUNNY BODY PART:9}!

    I was reminiscing about the old days when you went by that sweet nick name, “{TERRIBLE NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR FRIEND:11}” and I was your sidekick, “{TERRIBLE NICKNAME TO CALL YOURSELF:14}.” We got into some crazy stuff, didn’t we? I still think back to that time we {CRAZY ACTIVITY TO DO WITH YOUR FRIEND IN PAST TENSE:15} in front of that group of people and we almost got arrested! Thank goodness you flashed your {FUNNY BODY PART:20} to that cop and got us off!

    But we’ve both grown up a lot since then, and I’m so proud of how successful you’ve been with your {UNCOMMON SEX ACT/FETISH:22} FOR HIRE business – as you always said, “practice what you preach!” For me, I’m keeping pretty busy with my {IMAGINATIVE/CRAZY NEW SEX TOY:17} SEX TOY-MAKING business these days… maybe a collaboration is in order?

    For real though, you truly are missed and loved, my friend. You’re my voice of reason, my confidant and partner-in-{PAINFUL ACTIVITY:24}… and the bestest friend a girl could ask for! You’re actually more than a friend to me, you’re like family; and I’ll always be there for you.

    Sending you good vibes and big hugs; and looking forward to our next adventure {OUTDOOR ACTIVITY:25} with our {NAUGHTY BODY PART ENDING IN (S):28} out!

    Your friend,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}
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    {Your Message:99}
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    Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

    I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately and realized how lucky I am to have you as a friend! I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ your way to hopefully bring a smile to your face and some warmth to your {FUNNY BODY PART:9}!

    I was reminiscing about the old days when you went by that sweet nick name, “{TERRIBLE NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR FRIEND:11}” and I was your sidekick, “{TERRIBLE NICKNAME TO CALL YOURSELF:14}.” We got into some crazy stuff, didn’t we? I still think back to that time we {CRAZY ACTIVITY TO DO WITH YOUR FRIEND IN PAST TENSE:15} in front of that group of people and we almost got arrested! Thank goodness you flashed your {FUNNY BODY PART:20} to that cop and got us off!

    But we’ve both grown up a lot since then, and I’m so proud of how successful you’ve been with your {UNCOMMON SEX ACT/FETISH:22} FOR HIRE business – as you always said, “practice what you preach!” For me, I’m keeping pretty busy with my {IMAGINATIVE/CRAZY NEW SEX TOY:17} SEX TOY-MAKING business these days… maybe a collaboration is in order?

    For real though, you truly are missed and loved, my friend. You’re my voice of reason, my confidant and partner-in-{PAINFUL ACTIVITY:24}… and the bestest friend a girl could ask for! You’re actually more than a friend to me, you’re like family; and I’ll always be there for you.

    Sending you good vibes and big hugs; and looking forward to our next adventure {OUTDOOR ACTIVITY:25} with our {NAUGHTY BODY PART ENDING IN (S):28} out!

    Your friend,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    {P.S:74}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}
  • {Envelope Number:68}
    {Your Message:99}


  • Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

    I’ve been thinking about you a lot lately and realized how lucky I am to have you as a friend! I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ your way to hopefully bring a smile to your face and some warmth to your {FUNNY BODY PART:9}!

    I was reminiscing about the old days when you went by that sweet nick name, “{TERRIBLE NICKNAME TO CALL YOUR FRIEND:11}” and I was your sidekick, “{TERRIBLE NICKNAME TO CALL YOURSELF:14}.” We got into some crazy stuff, didn’t we? I still think back to that time we {CRAZY ACTIVITY TO DO WITH YOUR FRIEND IN PAST TENSE:15} in front of that group of people and we almost got arrested! Thank goodness you flashed your {FUNNY BODY PART:20} to that cop and got us off!

    But we’ve both grown up a lot since then, and I’m so proud of how successful you’ve been with your {UNCOMMON SEX ACT/FETISH:22} FOR HIRE business – as you always said, “practice what you preach!” For me, I’m keeping pretty busy with my {IMAGINATIVE/CRAZY NEW SEX TOY:17} SEX TOY-MAKING business these days… maybe a collaboration is in order?

    For real though, you truly are missed and loved, my friend. You’re my voice of reason, my confidant and partner-in-{PAINFUL ACTIVITY:24}… and the bestest friend a girl could ask for! You’re actually more than a friend to me, you’re like family; and I’ll always be there for you.

    Sending you good vibes and big hugs; and looking forward to our next adventure {OUTDOOR ACTIVITY:25} with our {NAUGHTY BODY PART ENDING IN (S):28} out!

    Your friend,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    {P.S:74}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}


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