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Home / Mother's Day / Mother’s Day – Who’s a Good Mom?
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    Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR MOM:7},

    Happy Mother’s Day!

    Thank you for being an awesome mom! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} moms I know! That’s why I’m giving you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You are {NICE WORD TO SAY ABOUT MOM:10}, {NICE THING ABOUT HOW MOM LOOKS:13} and amazing, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}! You really are the best Mom I’ve ever had!

    I want to thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {GROSS ACTIVITY ENDING IN ING:21} class – you really are fantastic! I hope you have a relaxing day {MOM’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:27}!
    Your loving {WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR MOM:29}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
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    {Your Message:92}
  • Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR MOM:7},

    Happy Mother’s Day!

    Thank you for being an awesome mom! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} moms I know! That’s why I’m giving you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You are {NICE WORD TO SAY ABOUT MOM:10}, {NICE THING ABOUT HOW MOM LOOKS:13} and amazing, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}! You really are the best Mom I’ve ever had!

    I want to thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {GROSS ACTIVITY ENDING IN ING:21} class – you really are fantastic! I hope you have a relaxing day {MOM’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:27}!
    Your loving {WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR MOM:29}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
  • {Your Message:92}
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    Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER:8},

    Happy Mother’s Day!

    Thank you for going through {A HIGH NUMBER:9} hours of labor to have me; I’m sure happy to be here so I can send you this Funny Bonz Card™! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {CHARACTER TRAIT:11}, {PHYSICAL TRAIT:14} and amazing, all wrapped into one {ANIMAL BODY PART:15}! I seriously hope you have the most wonderful day; you truly deserve all the best {A FUNNY OBJECT ENDING IN S:20} on your special day!

    Thank you so much for giving me life and huge {BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}! Enjoy this Mother’s Day, as you will probably only have {A NUMBER BETWEEN FIVE TO SEVEN:17} of them left. So get out there and do something crazy like {TABOO EVENT / ACTIVITY / ACTIONS:24}; let loose a little… Remember, it’s your special day!

    But seriously, you’re the best Mother anyone could ask for; I love you so much… And hope I made you giggle just a little!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:25},
    Your {WORD FOR WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR MOM:28}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
  • Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER:8},

    Happy Mother’s Day!

    Thank you for going through {A HIGH NUMBER:9} hours of labor to have me; I’m sure happy to be here so I can send you this Funny Bonz Card™! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {CHARACTER TRAIT:11}, {PHYSICAL TRAIT:14} and amazing, all wrapped into one {ANIMAL BODY PART:15}! I seriously hope you have the most wonderful day; you truly deserve all the best {A FUNNY OBJECT ENDING IN S:20} on your special day!

    Thank you so much for giving me life and huge {BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}! Enjoy this Mother’s Day, as you will probably only have {A NUMBER BETWEEN 5 - 10:17} of them left. So get out there and do something crazy like {TABOO EVENT / ACTIVITY / ACTIONS:24}; let loose a little… Remember, it’s your special day!

    But seriously, you’re the best Mother anyone could ask for; I love you so much… And hope I made you giggle just a little!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:25},
    Your {WORD FOR WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR MOM:28}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
  • {Envelope Number:63}
    Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER:8},

    Happy Mother’s Day!

    Thank you for going through {A HIGH NUMBER:9} hours of labor to have me; I’m sure happy to be here so I can send you this Funny Bonz Card™! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {CHARACTER TRAIT:11}, {PHYSICAL TRAIT:14} and amazing, all wrapped into one {ANIMAL BODY PART:15}! I seriously hope you have the most wonderful day; you truly deserve all the best {A FUNNY OBJECT ENDING IN S:20} on your special day!

    Thank you so much for giving me life and huge {BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}! Enjoy this Mother’s Day, as you will probably only have {A NUMBER BETWEEN 5 - 10:17} of them left. So get out there and do something crazy like {TABOO EVENT / ACTIVITY / ACTIONS:24}; let loose a little… Remember, it’s your special day!

    But seriously, you’re the best Mother anyone could ask for; I love you so much… And hope I made you giggle just a little!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:25},
    Your {WORD FOR WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR MOM:28}

    {P.S:72}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
  • {Envelope Number:63}
    {Your Message:92}
  • {Envelope Number:63}
    Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR MOM:7},

    Happy Mother’s Day!

    Thank you for being an awesome mom! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} moms I know! That’s why I’m giving you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You are {NICE WORD TO SAY ABOUT MOM:10}, {NICE THING ABOUT HOW MOM LOOKS:13} and amazing, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}! You really are the best Mom I’ve ever had!

    I want to thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {GROSS ACTIVITY ENDING IN ING:21} class – you really are fantastic! I hope you have a relaxing day {MOM’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:27}!
    Your loving {WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR MOM:29}

    {P.S:72}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
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    Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER:8},

    Happy Mother’s Day!

    Thank you for going through {A HIGH NUMBER:9} hours of labor to have me; I’m sure happy to be here so I can send you this Funny Bonz Card™! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {CHARACTER TRAIT:11}, {PHYSICAL TRAIT:14} and amazing, all wrapped into one {ANIMAL BODY PART:15}! I seriously hope you have the most wonderful day; you truly deserve all the best {A FUNNY OBJECT ENDING IN S:20} on your special day!

    Thank you so much for giving me life and huge {BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}! Enjoy this Mother’s Day, as you will probably only have {A NUMBER BETWEEN 5 - 10:17} of them left. So get out there and do something crazy like {TABOO EVENT / ACTIVITY / ACTIONS:24}; let loose a little… Remember, it’s your special day!

    But seriously, you’re the best Mother anyone could ask for; I love you so much… And hope I made you giggle just a little!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:25},
    Your {WORD FOR WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR MOM:28}

    {P.S:72}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
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    {Your Message:92}
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    Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR MOM:7},

    Happy Mother’s Day!

    Thank you for being an awesome mom! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} moms I know! That’s why I’m giving you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You are {NICE WORD TO SAY ABOUT MOM:10}, {NICE THING ABOUT HOW MOM LOOKS:13} and amazing, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}! You really are the best Mom I’ve ever had!

    I want to thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {GROSS ACTIVITY ENDING IN ING:21} class – you really are fantastic! I hope you have a relaxing day {MOM’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:27}!
    Your loving {WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR MOM:29}

    {P.S:72}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
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