Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR MOTHER:8},
Happy Mother’s Day!
Thank you for going through {A HIGH NUMBER:9} hours of labor to have me; I’m sure happy to be here so I can send you this Funny Bonz Card™! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {CHARACTER TRAIT:11}, {PHYSICAL TRAIT:14} and amazing, all wrapped into one {ANIMAL BODY PART:15}! I seriously hope you have the most wonderful day; you truly deserve all the best {A FUNNY OBJECT ENDING IN S:20} on your special day!
Thank you so much for giving me life and huge {BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}! Enjoy this Mother’s Day, as you will probably only have {A NUMBER BETWEEN FIVE TO SEVEN:17} of them left. So get out there and do something crazy like {TABOO EVENT / ACTIVITY / ACTIONS:24}; let loose a little… Remember, it’s your special day!
But seriously, you’re the best Mother anyone could ask for; I love you so much… And hope I made you giggle just a little!
All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:25},
Your {WORD FOR WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR MOM:28}
P.S.
{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:67}
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