Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:8},
I am truly sorry for {CRUDE ACTION WORD ENDING IN ING:9} on your feelings. This Funny Bonz Card™ is my way of coming to you with humility in my heart, my {CRUDE BODY PART:11} in hand, and my {SEX TOY:14} between my legs, to say that I am so very sorry. It wasn't right that I {WHAT YOU DID YOU WRONG:15}. You have been such a wonderful {WHO THE PERSON IS TO YOU:20} to me, and you truly didn't deserve my {NEGATIVE WORD TO DESCRIBE YOUR ACTIONS:22} behavior.
I hope you won't stay mad at me for too long, and that you can forgive me. If not, I’d be happy to {SILLY ACTION:17} or {SILLY ACTION:61} to get back into your good graces - you can decide! Until then, I hope this silly card made you laugh a little and reminds you that I'm not such a {CURSE WORD TO CALL SOMEONE:24}.
Please accept my sincerest apologies… now hurry up and forgive me so we can {FUNNY ACTION:25} again!
Your {MEAN NAME TO CALL SOMEONE and WHO YOU ARE TO THE PERSON:28},
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO CALL YOURSELF:27}
P.S.
{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:68} |
