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Dear {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},
There are not enough {ANIMAL and NAUGHTY BODY PART ENDING IN S:9} in the world to show you how thankful I am, so I am sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to bring a smile to your face, and hopefully make you chuckle too!
I’m so grateful for how you make the world a better place! Like how you’re able to make {DISGUSTING ACTIVITY:11} in the {LOCATION:14} so majestic. Such a gift is truly 1 in {A NUMBER BETWEEN 1-5:15}! To me, you’re not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART:20}. I mean, who else could bring a smile to someone’s face by simply showing your {BODY PART:22} to them? Amirite? You’re just so incredible and I can’t thank you enough for how you’ve affected my {INFECTION/DISEASE:17} and what you truly mean to my {DESCRIPTIVE BODY PART:24}.
I sincerely wish I had more words to describe how thankful I am and how much your {GROSS BODY PART:25} touches me. I have so much appreciation, gratitude, and {BODILY FLUID:28} for you; I honestly cannot thank you enough! I know I couldn’t possibly repay you, but I will be making a generous donation of {BODILY FLUID:27} to my local charity in your honor. I wish I could give so much more as a reflection of what you’ve done for me.
You truly are the best!
With gratitude,
{NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:63}
P.S.
{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:70}
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