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  • Step 1: Fetch Your Card

  • Has someone been a good dog? Thank them with one of these side-splitting treats!

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  • Step 2: Unleash the Funny!

  • Step 3: Here’s your pawsome custom card! Click your answer to make changes, then click anywhere on the screen to save.

  • Dear {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    There are not enough {ANIMAL and NAUGHTY BODY PART ENDING IN S:9} in the world to show you how thankful I am, so I am sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to bring a smile to your face, and hopefully make you chuckle too!

    I’m so grateful for how you make the world a better place! Like how you’re able to make {DISGUSTING ACTIVITY:11} in the {LOCATION:14} so majestic. Such a gift is truly 1 in {A NUMBER BETWEEN 1-5:15}! To me, you’re not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART:20}. I mean, who else could bring a smile to someone’s face by simply showing your {BODY PART:22} to them? Amirite? You’re just so incredible and I can’t thank you enough for how you’ve affected my {INFECTION/DISEASE:17} and what you truly mean to my {DESCRIPTIVE BODY PART:24}.

    I sincerely wish I had more words to describe how thankful I am and how much your {GROSS BODY PART:25} touches me. I have so much appreciation, gratitude, and {BODILY FLUID:28} for you; I honestly cannot thank you enough! I know I couldn’t possibly repay you, but I will be making a generous donation of {BODILY FLUID:27} to my local charity in your honor. I wish I could give so much more as a reflection of what you’ve done for me.

    You truly are the best!

    With gratitude,
    {NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:63}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:70}
  • {Your Message:98}
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    Dear {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    There are not enough {ANIMAL and NAUGHTY BODY PART ENDING IN S:9} in the world to show you how thankful I am, so I am sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to bring a smile to your face, and hopefully make you chuckle too!

    I’m so grateful for how you make the world a better place! Like how you’re able to make {DISGUSTING ACTIVITY:11} in the {LOCATION:14} so majestic. Such a gift is truly 1 in {A NUMBER BETWEEN ONE-FIVE:15}! To me, you’re not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART:20}. I mean, who else could bring a smile to someone’s face by simply showing your {BODY PART:22} to them? Amirite? You’re just so incredible and I can’t thank you enough for how you’ve affected my {INFECTION/DISEASE:17} and what you truly mean to my {DESCRIPTIVE BODY PART:24}.

    I sincerely wish I had more words to describe how thankful I am and how much your {GROSS BODY PART:25} touches me. I have so much appreciation, gratitude, and {BODILY FLUID:28} for you; I honestly cannot thank you enough! I know I couldn’t possibly repay you, but I will be making a generous donation of {BODILY FLUID:27} to my local charity in your honor. I wish I could give so much more as a reflection of what you’ve done for me.

    You truly are the best!

    With gratitude,
    {NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:63}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:70}
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    {Your Message:98}
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    Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:7},

    There are not enough {CUTE ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SWEET/FUNNY:12} in the world to show you how thankful I am so I am sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to bring a smile to your face and hopefully make you chuckle!

    I’m so thankful for you and how you make the world a better place! Like how you’re able to make {SILLY ACTIVITY:10} in the {LOCATION:13} so fun! To me, you’re not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART:18}. You are my favorite {RELATIONSHIP TO YOU:16} and you mean so much to my {BODY PART:21}.

    I wish I had more words to describe how thankful I am and how much your {YUCKY THING:26} touches me. I have so many hugs and {ANIMAL:23} sneezes for you; I honestly cannot thank you enough! I think I’m gonna make you a giant bowl of {A DELICIOUS TREAT:29} with some {SOMETHING YUCKY:61} sprinkles on top as a thank you… that would be yummy, don’t ya think? Be on the lookout for it to arrive in the mail.

    Thanks again for everything; you’re the best!
    {NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:70}
  • Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:7},

    There are not enough {CUTE ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SWEET/FUNNY:12} in the world to show you how thankful I am so I am sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to bring a smile to your face and hopefully make you chuckle!

    I’m so thankful for you and how you make the world a better place! Like how you’re able to make {SILLY ACTIVITY:10} in the {LOCATION:13} so fun! To me, you’re not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART:18}. You are my favorite {RELATIONSHIP TO YOU:16} and you mean so much to my {BODY PART:21}.

    I wish I had more words to describe how thankful I am and how much your {YUCKY THING:26} touches me. I have so many hugs and {ANIMAL:23} sneezes for you; I honestly cannot thank you enough! I think I’m gonna make you a giant bowl of {A DELICIOUS TREAT:29} with some {SOMETHING YUCKY:61} sprinkles on top as a thank you… that would be yummy, don’t ya think?

    Thanks again for everything; you’re the best!
    {NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:89}
  • {Envelope Number:66}
    Dear {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    There are not enough {ANIMAL and NAUGHTY BODY PART ENDING IN S:9} in the world to show you how thankful I am, so I am sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to bring a smile to your face, and hopefully make you chuckle too!

    I’m so grateful for how you make the world a better place! Like how you’re able to make {DISGUSTING ACTIVITY:11} in the {LOCATION:14} so majestic. Such a gift is truly 1 in {A NUMBER BETWEEN 1-5:15}! To me, you’re not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART:20}. I mean, who else could bring a smile to someone’s face by simply showing your {BODY PART:22} to them? Amirite? You’re just so incredible and I can’t thank you enough for how you’ve affected my {INFECTION/DISEASE:17} and what you truly mean to my {DESCRIPTIVE BODY PART:24}.

    I sincerely wish I had more words to describe how thankful I am and how much your {GROSS BODY PART:25} touches me. I have so much appreciation, gratitude, and {BODILY FLUID:28} for you; I honestly cannot thank you enough! I know I couldn’t possibly repay you, but I will be making a generous donation of {BODILY FLUID:27} to my local charity in your honor. I wish I could give so much more as a reflection of what you’ve done for me.

    You truly are the best!

    With gratitude,
    {NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:63}

    {P.S:75}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:70}
  • {Envelope Number:66}
    {Your Message:98}
  • {Envelope Number:66}
    Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:7},

    There are not enough {CUTE ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SWEET/FUNNY:12} in the world to show you how thankful I am so I am sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to bring a smile to your face and hopefully make you chuckle!

    I’m so thankful for you and how you make the world a better place! Like how you’re able to make {SILLY ACTIVITY:10} in the {LOCATION:13} so fun! To me, you’re not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART:18}. You are my favorite {RELATIONSHIP TO YOU:16} and you mean so much to my {BODY PART:21}.

    I wish I had more words to describe how thankful I am and how much your {YUCKY THING:26} touches me. I have so many hugs and {ANIMAL:23} sneezes for you; I honestly cannot thank you enough! I think I’m gonna make you a giant bowl of {A DELICIOUS TREAT:29} with some {SOMETHING YUCKY:61} sprinkles on top as a thank you… that would be yummy, don’t ya think? Be on the lookout for it to arrive in the mail.

    Thanks again for everything; you’re the best!
    {NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

    {P.S:75}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:70}


  • Dear {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    There are not enough {ANIMAL and NAUGHTY BODY PART ENDING IN S:9} in the world to show you how thankful I am, so I am sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to bring a smile to your face, and hopefully make you chuckle too!

    I’m so grateful for how you make the world a better place! Like how you’re able to make {DISGUSTING ACTIVITY:11} in the {LOCATION:14} so majestic. Such a gift is truly 1 in {A NUMBER BETWEEN 1-5:15}! To me, you’re not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART:20}. I mean, who else could bring a smile to someone’s face by simply showing your {BODY PART:22} to them? Amirite? You’re just so incredible and I can’t thank you enough for how you’ve affected my {INFECTION/DISEASE:17} and what you truly mean to my {DESCRIPTIVE BODY PART:24}.

    I sincerely wish I had more words to describe how thankful I am and how much your {GROSS BODY PART:25} touches me. I have so much appreciation, gratitude, and {BODILY FLUID:28} for you; I honestly cannot thank you enough! I know I couldn’t possibly repay you, but I will be making a generous donation of {BODILY FLUID:27} to my local charity in your honor. I wish I could give so much more as a reflection of what you’ve done for me.

    You truly are the best!

    With gratitude,
    {NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:63}

    {P.S:75}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:70}


  • {Your Message:98}
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    Dear {WHO THE CARD IS FOR:7},

    There are not enough {CUTE ANIMAL DOING SOMETHING SWEET/FUNNY:12} in the world to show you how thankful I am so I am sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to bring a smile to your face and hopefully make you chuckle!

    I’m so thankful for you and how you make the world a better place! Like how you’re able to make {SILLY ACTIVITY:10} in the {LOCATION:13} so fun! To me, you’re not just the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART:18}. You are my favorite {RELATIONSHIP TO YOU:16} and you mean so much to my {BODY PART:21}.

    I wish I had more words to describe how thankful I am and how much your {YUCKY THING:26} touches me. I have so many hugs and {ANIMAL:23} sneezes for you; I honestly cannot thank you enough! I think I’m gonna make you a giant bowl of {A DELICIOUS TREAT:29} with some {SOMETHING YUCKY:61} sprinkles on top as a thank you… that would be yummy, don’t ya think? Be on the lookout for it to arrive in the mail.

    Thanks again for everything; you’re the best!
    {NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

    {P.S:75}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:70}
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