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Home / Thinking Of You (Friendship) / Thinking of You – Watering bone
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  • Send some warm and fuzzies! Whether you’re celebrating puppy love or missing your companion, this card will bark volumes!

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  • Step 2: Unleash the Funny!

  • Step 3: Here’s your pawsome custom card! Click your answer to make changes, then click anywhere on the screen to save.

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    My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    I had an amazing dream about your {BODY PART:9} last night and it really made me so excited thinking about you touching my {BODY PART:11}. You are so wonderful and I cannot imagine my life without you. You truly deserve the best of my {BODY PART:14} and my {INFECTION/ DISEASE:15}.

    How lucky are we to have met each other {A LARGE NUMBER:20} years ago at that {SCARY PLACE:22} in {STRANGE LOCATION:17}? What are the odds, right? Must be true love!

    So I’m giving you this Funny Bonz Card™ to let you know that I think of you {A LARGE NUMBER:24} times a day, but I only touch myself half those times. You really are SO AMAZING!. You’re not only the icing on my cake and the cherry on my sundae, you’re also the {BODILY FLUID:25} on my {FOOD ITEM:28}! I miss you so much, my sweet little {OFFENSIVE NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:27}!

    All my {NAME OF GENITAL PART / LOVING ACTION:60},
    {YOUR NAME / WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:61}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
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    {Your Message:121}
  • My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    I had an amazing dream about your {BODY PART:9} last night and it really made me so excited thinking about you touching my {BODY PART:11}. You are so wonderful and I cannot imagine my life without you. You truly deserve the best of my {BODY PART:14} and my {INFECTION/ DISEASE:15}.

    How lucky are we to have met each other {A LARGE NUMBER:20} years ago at that {SCARY PLACE:22} in {STRANGE LOCATION:17}? What are the odds, right? Must be true love!

    So I’m giving you this Funny Bonz Card™ to let you know that I think of you {A LARGE NUMBER:24} times a day, but I only touch myself half those times. You really are SO AMAZING!. You’re not only the icing on my cake and the cherry on my sundae, you’re also the {BODILY FLUID:25} on my {FOOD ITEM:28}! I miss you so much, my sweet little {OFFENSIVE NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:27}!

    All my {NAME OF GENITAL PART / LOVING ACTION:60},
    {YOUR NAME / WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:61}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
  • {Your Message:121}
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    Hey, {WHO IS THE CARD FOR?:7}!

    I wanted to reach out and let you know I am thinking of you, and that I miss you so much! I miss hanging out with you and I especially miss your {SOMETHING YUCKY:12} and your {BODY PART:10}... I’m honestly not sure which one I miss most! To me, you’re more than the Bee’s Knees, you’re the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S / BODY PART ENDING IN S:13} and I’ll be happier than a {ANIMAL:18} in a pile of {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN S:16} when we can spend time together again!

    I hope you getting this Funny Bonz Card™ makes you laugh as much as that time I put on my {CARTOON CHARACTER:19} costume, and you put on your {SUPERHERO CHARACTER:21} costume and we did the chicken dance in the {LOCATION:26} wearing our {FOOD:23} shoes… let’s do it again soon!

    Until next time,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
  • Hey, {WHO IS THE CARD FOR?:7}!

    I wanted to reach out and let you know I am thinking of you, and that I miss you so much! I miss hanging out with you and I especially miss your {SOMETHING YUCKY:12} and your {BODY PART:10}... I’m honestly not sure which one I miss most! To me, you’re more than the Bee’s Knees, you’re the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S / BODY PART ENDING IN S:13} and I’ll be happier than a {ANIMAL:18} in a pile of {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN S:16} when we can spend time together again!

    I hope you getting this Funny Bonz Card™ makes you laugh as much as that time I put on my {CARTOON CHARACTER:19} costume, and you put on your {SUPERHERO CHARACTER:21} costume and we did the chicken dance in the {LOCATION:26} wearing our {FOOD:23} shoes… let’s do it again soon!

    Until next time,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
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    Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:65}!

    I wanted to drop you a line to let you know I am thinking of you and that I miss you so much! I miss your {BODILY FUNCTION END ING S:66} and your {BODY PART:67}, but I’m not sure which one I miss the most!

    To me, you’re more than the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART ENDING IN S:69} and I’m happier than a {ANIMAL:70} in a pile of {BODILY FLUID:71} to have you in my life! I truly hope I get to {NAUGHTY ACTION WORD:72} you again soon; it really has been far too long since the last time we {NAUGHTY ACTION WORD ENDING IN ED:73} each other. I hope you receiving this Funny Bonz Card™ makes you as happy as that time we watched the {CELEBRITY:74} and {CELEBRITY:75} sex tape together!

    I love you like a fat {OCCUPATION:76} loves {CRUDE BODY PART ENDING IN S:94}!

    Best wishes and kisses for the one that I misses,
    {YOUR NAME / WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:93}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
  • Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:65}!

    I wanted to drop you a line to let you know I am thinking of you and that I miss you so much! I miss your {BODILY FUNCTION END ING S:66} and your {BODY PART:67}, but I’m not sure which one I miss the most!

    To me, you’re more than the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART ENDING IN S:69} and I’m happier than a {ANIMAL:70} in a pile of {BODILY FLUID:71} to have you in my life! I truly hope I get to {NAUGHTY ACTION WORD:72} you again soon; it really has been far too long since the last time we {NAUGHTY ACTION WORD ENDING IN ED:73} each other. I hope you receiving this Funny Bonz Card™ makes you as happy as that time we watched the {CELEBRITY:74} and {CELEBRITY:75} sex tape together!

    I love you like a fat {OCCUPATION:76} loves {CRUDE BODY PART ENDING IN S:94}!

    Best wishes and kisses for the one that I misses,
    {YOUR NAME / WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:93}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
  • {Envelope Number:80}
    My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    I had an amazing dream about your {BODY PART:9} last night and it really made me so excited thinking about you touching my {BODY PART:11}. You are so wonderful and I cannot imagine my life without you. You truly deserve the best of my {BODY PART:14} and my {INFECTION/ DISEASE:15}.

    How lucky are we to have met each other {A LARGE NUMBER:20} years ago at that {SCARY PLACE:22} in {STRANGE LOCATION:17}? What are the odds, right? Must be true love!

    So I’m giving you this Funny Bonz Card™ to let you know that I think of you {A LARGE NUMBER:24} times a day, but I only touch myself half those times. You really are SO AMAZING!. You’re not only the icing on my cake and the cherry on my sundae, you’re also the {BODILY FLUID:25} on my {FOOD ITEM:28}! I miss you so much, my sweet little {OFFENSIVE NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:27}!

    All my {NAME OF GENITAL PART / LOVING ACTION:60},
    {YOUR NAME / WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:61}

    {P.S:92}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
  • {Envelope Number:80}
    {Your Message:121}
  • {Envelope Number:80}
    Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:65}!

    I wanted to drop you a line to let you know I am thinking of you and that I miss you so much! I miss your {BODILY FUNCTION END ING S:66} and your {BODY PART:67}, but I’m not sure which one I miss the most!

    To me, you’re more than the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART ENDING IN S:69} and I’m happier than a {ANIMAL:70} in a pile of {BODILY FLUID:71} to have you in my life! I truly hope I get to {NAUGHTY ACTION WORD:72} you again soon; it really has been far too long since the last time we {NAUGHTY ACTION WORD ENDING IN ED:73} each other. I hope you receiving this Funny Bonz Card™ makes you as happy as that time we watched the {CELEBRITY:74} and {CELEBRITY:75} sex tape together!

    I love you like a fat {OCCUPATION:76} loves {CRUDE BODY PART ENDING IN S:94}!

    Best wishes and kisses for the one that I misses,
    {YOUR NAME / WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:93}

    {P.S:92}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
  • {Envelope Number:80}
    Hey, {WHO IS THE CARD FOR?:7}!

    I wanted to reach out and let you know I am thinking of you, and that I miss you so much! I miss hanging out with you and I especially miss your {SOMETHING YUCKY:12} and your {BODY PART:10}... I’m honestly not sure which one I miss most! To me, you’re more than the Bee’s Knees, you’re the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S / BODY PART ENDING IN S:13} and I’ll be happier than a {ANIMAL:18} in a pile of {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN S:16} when we can spend time together again!

    I hope you getting this Funny Bonz Card™ makes you laugh as much as that time I put on my {CARTOON CHARACTER:19} costume, and you put on your {SUPERHERO CHARACTER:21} costume and we did the chicken dance in the {LOCATION:26} wearing our {FOOD:23} shoes… let’s do it again soon!

    Until next time,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

    {P.S:92}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
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    My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    I had an amazing dream about your {BODY PART:9} last night and it really made me so excited thinking about you touching my {BODY PART:11}. You are so wonderful and I cannot imagine my life without you. You truly deserve the best of my {BODY PART:14} and my {INFECTION/ DISEASE:15}.

    How lucky are we to have met each other {A LARGE NUMBER:20} years ago at that {SCARY PLACE:22} in {STRANGE LOCATION:17}? What are the odds, right? Must be true love!

    So I’m giving you this Funny Bonz Card™ to let you know that I think of you {A LARGE NUMBER:24} times a day, but I only touch myself half those times. You really are SO AMAZING!. You’re not only the icing on my cake and the cherry on my sundae, you’re also the {BODILY FLUID:25} on my {FOOD ITEM:28}! I miss you so much, my sweet little {OFFENSIVE NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:27}!

    All my {NAME OF GENITAL PART / LOVING ACTION:60},
    {YOUR NAME / WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:61}

    {P.S:92}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
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    {Your Message:121}
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    Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:65}!

    I wanted to drop you a line to let you know I am thinking of you and that I miss you so much! I miss your {BODILY FUNCTION END ING S:66} and your {BODY PART:67}, but I’m not sure which one I miss the most!

    To me, you’re more than the Bee’s Knees, you are the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S and BODY PART ENDING IN S:69} and I’m happier than a {ANIMAL:70} in a pile of {BODILY FLUID:71} to have you in my life! I truly hope I get to {NAUGHTY ACTION WORD:72} you again soon; it really has been far too long since the last time we {NAUGHTY ACTION WORD ENDING IN ED:73} each other. I hope you receiving this Funny Bonz Card™ makes you as happy as that time we watched the {CELEBRITY:74} and {CELEBRITY:75} sex tape together!

    I love you like a fat {OCCUPATION:76} loves {CRUDE BODY PART ENDING IN S:94}!

    Best wishes and kisses for the one that I misses,
    {YOUR NAME / WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:93}

    {P.S:92}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
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    Hey, {WHO IS THE CARD FOR?:7}!

    I wanted to reach out and let you know I am thinking of you, and that I miss you so much! I miss hanging out with you and I especially miss your {SOMETHING YUCKY:12} and your {BODY PART:10}... I’m honestly not sure which one I miss most! To me, you’re more than the Bee’s Knees, you’re the {ANIMAL ENDING IN ‘S / BODY PART ENDING IN S:13} and I’ll be happier than a {ANIMAL:18} in a pile of {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN S:16} when we can spend time together again!

    I hope you getting this Funny Bonz Card™ makes you laugh as much as that time I put on my {CARTOON CHARACTER:19} costume, and you put on your {SUPERHERO CHARACTER:21} costume and we did the chicken dance in the {LOCATION:26} wearing our {FOOD:23} shoes… let’s do it again soon!

    Until next time,
    {YOUR NAME OR WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

    {P.S:92}.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:85}
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