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  • Step 1: Fetch Your Card

  • Whether it's puppy love or a life-long companion, treat your pawsome partner to a Valentine's Day belly rub - and a belly laugh!

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  • Step 2: Unleash the Funny!

  • Step 3: Here’s your pawsome custom card! Click your answer to make changes, then click anywhere on the screen to save.

  • Happy Valentine's Day, {TERM OF ENDEARMENT:8}!

    I can’t believe we’ve been together for {HIGH NUMBER:9} years; it has been an incredible journey! When we first met, I know I promised you the world’s best {BODY PART:11} and the most amazing {SEX POSITION:14} you’ve ever experienced... I’m sorry I failed you. So I thought I’d make it up to you with this Funny Bonz Card™ and offer you a new promise for the year ahead, my love - we’re going to have the best {INFECTION/DISEASE:15} of all time! Why, you ask? Because I’m a hopeless romantic and love you so much that I still get butterflies when I am around you! I seriously think I’m going to {BODILY FUNCTION:20} every time you’re near. You have surpassed my every dream and honestly turned out to be the most amazing {OFFENSIVE NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:22} anyone could ever hope for!

    Even though we sometimes drive each other nuts, life would not be as amazing without you. I could not imagine having anyone else kissing all over my {BODY PART:17}; it drives me wild! Now go pour yourself your favorite drink and save it, because tonight you’ll be dripping it all over my {UNPLEASANT BODY PART:24} and spreading it with your {WEIRD BODY PART:25}… mmm, I can’t wait!

    But seriously, cheers to us being the couple that everyone wants to {SEXUAL ACTIVITY:28} and us creating wonderful memories today and all the days ahead!

    All my {BODY FUNCTION and LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:27},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:61}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}
  • {Your Message:99}
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    Happy Valentine's Day, {TERM OF ENDEARMENT:8}!

    I can’t believe we’ve been together for {HIGH NUMBER:9} years; it has been an incredible journey! When we first met, I know I promised you the world’s best {BODY PART:11} and the most amazing {SEX POSITION:14} you’ve ever experienced... I’m sorry I failed you. So I thought I’d make it up to you with this Funny Bonz Card™ and offer you a new promise for the year ahead, my love - we’re going to have the best {INFECTION/DISEASE:15} of all time! Why, you ask? Because I’m a hopeless romantic and love you so much that I still get butterflies when I am around you! I seriously think I’m going to {BODILY FUNCTION:20} every time you’re near. You have surpassed my every dream and honestly turned out to be the most amazing {OFFENSIVE NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:22} anyone could ever hope for!

    Even though we sometimes drive each other nuts, life would not be as amazing without you. I could not imagine having anyone else kissing all over my {BODY PART:17}; it drives me wild! Now go pour yourself your favorite drink and save it, because tonight you’ll be dripping it all over my {UNPLEASANT BODY PART:24} and spreading it with your {WEIRD BODY PART:25}… mmm, I can’t wait!

    But seriously, cheers to us being the couple that everyone wants to {SEXUAL ACTIVITY:28} and us creating wonderful memories today and all the days ahead!

    All my {BODY FUNCTION and LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:27},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:61}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}
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    {Your Message:99}
  • {Envelope Number:68}
    Happy Valentine's Day, {TERM OF ENDEARMENT:8}!

    I can’t believe we’ve been together for {HIGH NUMBER:9} years; it has been an incredible journey! When we first met, I know I promised you the world’s best {BODY PART:11} and the most amazing {SEX POSITION:14} you’ve ever experienced... I’m sorry I failed you. So I thought I’d make it up to you with this Funny Bonz Card™ and offer you a new promise for the year ahead, my love - we’re going to have the best {INFECTION/DISEASE:15} of all time! Why, you ask? Because I’m a hopeless romantic and love you so much that I still get butterflies when I am around you! I seriously think I’m going to {BODILY FUNCTION:20} every time you’re near. You have surpassed my every dream and honestly turned out to be the most amazing {OFFENSIVE NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:22} anyone could ever hope for!

    Even though we sometimes drive each other nuts, life would not be as amazing without you. I could not imagine having anyone else kissing all over my {BODY PART:17}; it drives me wild! Now go pour yourself your favorite drink and save it, because tonight you’ll be dripping it all over my {UNPLEASANT BODY PART:24} and spreading it with your {WEIRD BODY PART:25}… mmm, I can’t wait!

    But seriously, cheers to us being the couple that everyone wants to {SEXUAL ACTIVITY:28} and us creating wonderful memories today and all the days ahead!

    All my {BODY FUNCTION and LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:27},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:61}

    {P.S:74}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}
  • {Envelope Number:68}
    {Your Message:99}


  • Happy Valentine's Day, {TERM OF ENDEARMENT:8}!

    I can’t believe we’ve been together for {HIGH NUMBER:9} years; it has been an incredible journey! When we first met, I know I promised you the world’s best {BODY PART:11} and the most amazing {SEX POSITION:14} you’ve ever experienced... I’m sorry I failed you. So I thought I’d make it up to you with this Funny Bonz Card™ and offer you a new promise for the year ahead, my love - we’re going to have the best {INFECTION/DISEASE:15} of all time! Why, you ask? Because I’m a hopeless romantic and love you so much that I still get butterflies when I am around you! I seriously think I’m going to {BODILY FUNCTION:20} every time you’re near. You have surpassed my every dream and honestly turned out to be the most amazing {OFFENSIVE NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:22} anyone could ever hope for!

    Even though we sometimes drive each other nuts, life would not be as amazing without you. I could not imagine having anyone else kissing all over my {BODY PART:17}; it drives me wild! Now go pour yourself your favorite drink and save it, because tonight you’ll be dripping it all over my {UNPLEASANT BODY PART:24} and spreading it with your {WEIRD BODY PART:25}… mmm, I can’t wait!

    But seriously, cheers to us being the couple that everyone wants to {SEXUAL ACTIVITY:28} and us creating wonderful memories today and all the days ahead!

    All my {BODY FUNCTION and LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:27},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:61}

    {P.S:74}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}


  • {Your Message:99}
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