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Congratulations, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

I am so happy that you {NAME THE RECIPIENT’S ACHIEVEMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:9}! What an incredible feat! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to tell you how proud I am of you. I honestly don’t think I will meet anyone as impressive as you for at least {A SMALL NUMBER:11} minutes – give or take a minute or two.

Do you remember back when you {WEIRD ACTIVITY IN THE PAST TENSE:14}? Or when you {CRAZY ACCOMPLISHMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:20} while sucking a stranger’s {INAPPORPRIATE BODY PART:22} at the same time?! You never cease to amaze me! Regardless of all the amazing things you’ve done in the past, this is by far your most impressive accomplishment! I cannot think of anyone more deserving of praise and congratulations… well, except for maybe {UNFAVORABLE CELEBRITY:17} doing the {STRANGE/MADE UP SEX POSITION:24} on that leaked sex tape. But come on, who could even compete with that, right?!?!

With this achievement under your belt, I’m certain you’ll continue on to {WEIRD ACTIVITY:25} and {EVEN MORE WEIRD ACTIVITY:28} - you know, bigger and better things! You deserve all that life has to offer and more – or, at very least, a nap.

Congrats again!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:95}

Congratulations, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

I am so happy that you {NAME THE RECIPIENT’S ACHIEVEMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:9}! What an incredible feat! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to tell you how proud I am of you. I honestly don’t think I will meet anyone as impressive as you for at least {A SMALL NUMBER:11} minutes – give or take a minute or two.

Do you remember back when you {WEIRD ACTIVITY IN THE PAST TENSE:14}? Or when you {CRAZY ACCOMPLISHMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:20} while sucking a stranger’s {INAPPORPRIATE BODY PART:22} at the same time?! You never cease to amaze me! Regardless of all the amazing things you’ve done in the past, this is by far your most impressive accomplishment! I cannot think of anyone more deserving of praise and congratulations… well, except for maybe {UNFAVORABLE CELEBRITY:17} doing the {STRANGE/MADE UP SEX POSITION:24} on that leaked sex tape. But come on, who could even compete with that, right?!?!

With this achievement under your belt, I’m certain you’ll continue on to {WEIRD ACTIVITY:25} and {EVEN MORE WEIRD ACTIVITY:28} - you know, bigger and better things! You deserve all that life has to offer and more – or, at very least, a nap.

Congrats again!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:95}

Congratulations, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7}!

I am so happy that you {THE RECEIPIENT’S ACHIEVEMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:12}! Way to go! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to tell you how proud I am of you and your Amazing {FUNNY BODY PART:10}! I seriously don’t think I’ll meet anyone as Awesome as you for at least {A SMALL NUMBER:13} minutes – give or take a minute or two.

You really are Super! I thought it was so cool when you {CRAZY ACTIVITY IN THE PAST TENSE:18} while riding {ANIMAL:16}, wearing {FUNNY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING:19} all at the same time! But your new achievement is by far the most impressive!

Who knows what you’ll accomplish next, you Champion! Maybe you’ll {CRAZY ACTIVITY:21} or invent {A FUNNY MADE UP INVENTION:26}... I wouldn’t even be surprised if you found the fix for {A FUNNY PROBLEM:23}! I definitely look forward to seeing what you come up with next.

Until then, keep being Awesome!

Congrats again!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

Congratulations, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7}!

I am so happy that you {THE RECEIPIENT’S ACHIEVEMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:12}! Way to go! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to tell you how proud I am of you and your Amazing {FUNNY BODY PART:10}! I seriously don’t think I’ll meet anyone as Awesome as you for at least {A SMALL NUMBER:13} minutes – give or take a minute or two.

You really are Super! I thought it was so cool when you {CRAZY ACTIVITY IN THE PAST TENSE:18} while riding {ANIMAL:16}, wearing {FUNNY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING:19} all at the same time! But your new achievement is by far the most impressive!

Who knows what you’ll accomplish next, you Champion! Maybe you’ll {CRAZY ACTIVITY:21} or invent {A FUNNY MADE UP INVENTION:26}... I wouldn’t even be surprised if you found the fix for {A FUNNY PROBLEM:23}! I definitely look forward to seeing what you come up with next.

Until then, keep being Awesome!

Congrats again!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}


{Envelope Number:63}

Congratulations, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

I am so happy that you {NAME THE RECIPIENT’S ACHIEVEMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:9}! What an incredible feat! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to tell you how proud I am of you. I honestly don’t think I will meet anyone as impressive as you for at least {A SMALL NUMBER:11} minutes – give or take a minute or two.

Do you remember back when you {WEIRD ACTIVITY IN THE PAST TENSE:14}? Or when you {CRAZY ACCOMPLISHMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:20} while sucking a stranger’s {INAPPORPRIATE BODY PART:22} at the same time?! You never cease to amaze me! Regardless of all the amazing things you’ve done in the past, this is by far your most impressive accomplishment! I cannot think of anyone more deserving of praise and congratulations… well, except for maybe {UNFAVORABLE CELEBRITY:17} doing the {STRANGE/MADE UP SEX POSITION:24} on that leaked sex tape. But come on, who could even compete with that, right?!?!

With this achievement under your belt, I’m certain you’ll continue on to {WEIRD ACTIVITY:25} and {EVEN MORE WEIRD ACTIVITY:28} - you know, bigger and better things! You deserve all that life has to offer and more – or, at very least, a nap.

Congrats again!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}


{Envelope Number:63}

{Your Message:95}


{Envelope Number:63}

Congratulations, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7}!

I am so happy that you {THE RECEIPIENT’S ACHIEVEMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:12}! Way to go! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to tell you how proud I am of you and your Amazing {FUNNY BODY PART:10}! I seriously don’t think I’ll meet anyone as Awesome as you for at least {A SMALL NUMBER:13} minutes – give or take a minute or two.

You really are Super! I thought it was so cool when you {CRAZY ACTIVITY IN THE PAST TENSE:18} while riding {ANIMAL:16}, wearing {FUNNY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING:19} all at the same time! But your new achievement is by far the most impressive!

Who knows what you’ll accomplish next, you Champion! Maybe you’ll {CRAZY ACTIVITY:21} or invent {A FUNNY MADE UP INVENTION:26}... I wouldn’t even be surprised if you found the fix for {A FUNNY PROBLEM:23}! I definitely look forward to seeing what you come up with next.

Until then, keep being Awesome!

Congrats again!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

Congratulations, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

I am so happy that you {NAME THE RECIPIENT’S ACHIEVEMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:9}! What an incredible feat! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to tell you how proud I am of you. I honestly don’t think I will meet anyone as impressive as you for at least {A SMALL NUMBER:11} minutes – give or take a minute or two.

Do you remember back when you {WEIRD ACTIVITY IN THE PAST TENSE:14}? Or when you {CRAZY ACCOMPLISHMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:20} while sucking a stranger’s {INAPPORPRIATE BODY PART:22} at the same time?! You never cease to amaze me! Regardless of all the amazing things you’ve done in the past, this is by far your most impressive accomplishment! I cannot think of anyone more deserving of praise and congratulations… well, except for maybe {UNFAVORABLE CELEBRITY:17} doing the {STRANGE/MADE UP SEX POSITION:24} on that leaked sex tape. But come on, who could even compete with that, right?!?!

With this achievement under your belt, I’m certain you’ll continue on to {WEIRD ACTIVITY:25} and {EVEN MORE WEIRD ACTIVITY:28} - you know, bigger and better things! You deserve all that life has to offer and more – or, at very least, a nap.

Congrats again!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:95}

Congratulations, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7}!

I am so happy that you {THE RECEIPIENT’S ACHIEVEMENT IN THE PAST TENSE:12}! Way to go! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to tell you how proud I am of you and your Amazing {FUNNY BODY PART:10}! I seriously don’t think I’ll meet anyone as Awesome as you for at least {A SMALL NUMBER:13} minutes – give or take a minute or two.

You really are Super! I thought it was so cool when you {CRAZY ACTIVITY IN THE PAST TENSE:18} while riding {ANIMAL:16}, wearing {FUNNY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING:19} all at the same time! But your new achievement is by far the most impressive!

Who knows what you’ll accomplish next, you Champion! Maybe you’ll {CRAZY ACTIVITY:21} or invent {A FUNNY MADE UP INVENTION:26}... I wouldn’t even be surprised if you found the fix for {A FUNNY PROBLEM:23}! I definitely look forward to seeing what you come up with next.

Until then, keep being Awesome!

Congrats again!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:29}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

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