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  • Dads are a rare breed! Celebrate yours by fetching a fun and wacky card that will surely have him howling!

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    Dear {NAME FOR FATHER:8},

    Remember that time you and mom {WORD TO DESCRIBE SEX ENDING IN ED:9} and then I came along? Well, I'm so thrilled that you did that because now I'm here, and I'm sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for Father's Day to say thanks, {SLANG WORD FOR A MAN:11}!

    You've been such a {WORD TO DESCRIBE A PERSON:14} influence in my life. I owe a lot of who I am to you and everything you've taught me - from {ACTIVITY:15} to {ACTIVITY:20} and especially that time you taught me how to hunt for {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}. I know you're not big on sharing your emotions, sometimes it's like pulling a {OBJECT:17} out of a {A CONTAINER or PILE OF SOMETHING:24} with you! But I know the love is there, and I hope all the {BODILY FLUID:25} you've given to me over the years comes back to you tenfold!

    I could not imagine a Dad better than you. Not even {FAMOUS MAN:28} comes close!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:61},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:73}
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    {Your Message:99}
  • Dear {NAME FOR FATHER:8},

    Remember that time you and mom {WORD TO DESCRIBE SEX ENDING IN ED:9} and then I came along? Well, I'm so thrilled that you did that because now I'm here, and I'm sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for Father's Day to say thanks, {SLANG WORD FOR A MAN:11}!

    You've been such a {WORD TO DESCRIBE A PERSON:14} influence in my life. I owe a lot of who I am to you and everything you've taught me - from {ACTIVITY:15} to {ACTIVITY:20} and especially that time you taught me how to hunt for {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}. I know you're not big on sharing your emotions, sometimes it's like pulling a {OBJECT:17} out of a {A CONTAINER or PILE OF SOMETHING:24} with you! But I know the love is there, and I hope all the {BODILY FLUID:25} you've given to me over the years comes back to you tenfold!

    I could not imagine a Dad better than you. Not even {FAMOUS MAN:28} comes close!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:61},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:73}
  • {Your Message:99}
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    Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR DAD:7},

    Happy Father’s Day!

    Thank you for being a fantastic dad! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} dads I know! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {FUNNY WORD TO DESCRIBE DAD:10}, you have {GOOFY THING ABOUT HOW DAD LOOKS:13} and you’re awesome, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}!

    Thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {FOOD:21} class – you really are the best! I hope you have a relaxing day {DAD’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

    I could not imagine a Dad better than you! Not even {CARTOON CHARACTER:27} comes close! You really are the best Dad I’ve ever had!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:29},
    {WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR DAD:63}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:73}
  • Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR DAD:7},

    Happy Father’s Day!

    Thank you for being a fantastic dad! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} dads I know! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {FUNNY WORD TO DESCRIBE DAD:10}, you have {GOOFY THING ABOUT HOW DAD LOOKS:13} and you’re awesome, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}!

    Thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {GROSS ACTIVITY ENDING IN (ING):21} class – you really are the best! I hope you have a relaxing day {DAD’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

    I could not imagine a Dad better than you! Not even {CARTOON CHARACTER:27} comes close! You really are the best Dad I’ve ever had!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:29},
    {WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR DAD:63}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:73}
  • {Envelope Number:67}
    Dear {NAME FOR FATHER:8},

    Remember that time you and mom {WORD TO DESCRIBE SEX ENDING IN ED:9} and then I came along? Well, I'm so thrilled that you did that because now I'm here, and I'm sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for Father's Day to say thanks, {SLANG WORD FOR A MAN:11}!

    You've been such a {WORD TO DESCRIBE A PERSON:14} influence in my life. I owe a lot of who I am to you and everything you've taught me - from {ACTIVITY:15} to {ACTIVITY:20} and especially that time you taught me how to hunt for {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}. I know you're not big on sharing your emotions, sometimes it's like pulling a {OBJECT:17} out of a {A CONTAINER or PILE OF SOMETHING:24} with you! But I know the love is there, and I hope all the {BODILY FLUID:25} you've given to me over the years comes back to you tenfold!

    I could not imagine a Dad better than you. Not even {FAMOUS MAN:28} comes close!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:61},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

    {P.S:78}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:73}
  • {Envelope Number:67}
    {Your Message:99}
  • {Envelope Number:67}
    Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR DAD:7},

    Happy Father’s Day!

    Thank you for being a fantastic dad! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} dads I know! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {FUNNY WORD TO DESCRIBE DAD:10}, you have {GOOFY THING ABOUT HOW DAD LOOKS:13} and you’re awesome, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}!

    Thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {FOOD:21} class – you really are the best! I hope you have a relaxing day {DAD’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

    I could not imagine a Dad better than you! Not even {CARTOON CHARACTER:27} comes close! You really are the best Dad I’ve ever had!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:29},
    {WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR DAD:63}

    {P.S:78}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:73}
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    Dear {NAME FOR FATHER:8},

    Remember that time you and mom {WORD TO DESCRIBE SEX ENDING IN ED:9} and then I came along? Well, I'm so thrilled that you did that because now I'm here, and I'm sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for Father's Day to say thanks, {SLANG WORD FOR A MAN:11}!

    You've been such a {WORD TO DESCRIBE A PERSON:14} influence in my life. I owe a lot of who I am to you and everything you've taught me - from {ACTIVITY:15} to {ACTIVITY:20} and especially that time you taught me how to hunt for {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}. I know you're not big on sharing your emotions, sometimes it's like pulling a {OBJECT:17} out of a {A CONTAINER or PILE OF SOMETHING:24} with you! But I know the love is there, and I hope all the {BODILY FLUID:25} you've given to me over the years comes back to you tenfold!

    I could not imagine a Dad better than you. Not even {FAMOUS MAN:28} comes close!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:61},
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

    {P.S:78}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:73}
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    {Your Message:99}
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    Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR DAD:7},

    Happy Father’s Day!

    Thank you for being a fantastic dad! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} dads I know! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {FUNNY WORD TO DESCRIBE DAD:10}, you have {GOOFY THING ABOUT HOW DAD LOOKS:13} and you’re awesome, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}!

    Thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {FOOD:21} class – you really are the best! I hope you have a relaxing day {DAD’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

    I could not imagine a Dad better than you! Not even {CARTOON CHARACTER:27} comes close! You really are the best Dad I’ve ever had!

    All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:29},
    {WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR DAD:63}

    {P.S:78}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:73}
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