Name: Father's Day - Corvette
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Dear {NAME FOR FATHER:8},

Remember that time you and mom {WORD TO DESCRIBE SEX ENDING IN ED:9} and then I came along? Well, I'm so thrilled that you did that because now I'm here, and I'm sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for Father's Day to say thanks, {SLANG WORD FOR A MAN:11}!

You've been such a {WORD TO DESCRIBE A PERSON:14} influence in my life. I owe a lot of who I am to you and everything you've taught me - from {ACTIVITY:15} to {ACTIVITY:20} and especially that time you taught me how to hunt for {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}. I know you're not big on sharing your emotions, sometimes it's like pulling a {OBJECT:17} out of a {A CONTAINER or PILE OF SOMETHING:24} with you! But I know the love is there, and I hope all the {BODILY FLUID:25} you've given to me over the years comes back to you tenfold!

I could not imagine a Dad better than you. Not even {FAMOUS MAN:28} comes close!

All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:61},
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}

{Your Message:97}

Dear {NAME FOR FATHER:8},

Remember that time you and mom {WORD TO DESCRIBE SEX ENDING IN ED:9} and then I came along? Well, I'm so thrilled that you did that because now I'm here, and I'm sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for Father's Day to say thanks, {SLANG WORD FOR A MAN:11}!

You've been such a {WORD TO DESCRIBE A PERSON:14} influence in my life. I owe a lot of who I am to you and everything you've taught me - from {ACTIVITY:15} to {ACTIVITY:20} and especially that time you taught me how to hunt for {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}. I know you're not big on sharing your emotions, sometimes it's like pulling a {OBJECT:17} out of a {A CONTAINER or PILE OF SOMETHING:24} with you! But I know the love is there, and I hope all the {BODILY FLUID:25} you've given to me over the years comes back to you tenfold!

I could not imagine a Dad better than you. Not even {FAMOUS MAN:28} comes close!

All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:61},
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}

{Your Message:97}

Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR DAD:7},

Happy Father’s Day!

Thank you for being a fantastic dad! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} dads I know! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {FUNNY WORD TO DESCRIBE DAD:10}, you have {GOOFY THING ABOUT HOW DAD LOOKS:13} and you’re awesome, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}!

Thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {FOOD:21} class – you really are the best! I hope you have a relaxing day {DAD’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

I could not imagine a Dad better than you! Not even {CARTOON CHARACTER:27} comes close! You really are the best Dad I’ve ever had!

All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:29},
{WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR DAD:63}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}

Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR DAD:7},

Happy Father’s Day!

Thank you for being a fantastic dad! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} dads I know! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {FUNNY WORD TO DESCRIBE DAD:10}, you have {GOOFY THING ABOUT HOW DAD LOOKS:13} and you’re awesome, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}!

Thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {FOOD:21} class – you really are the best! I hope you have a relaxing day {DAD’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

I could not imagine a Dad better than you! Not even {CARTOON CHARACTER:27} comes close! You really are the best Dad I’ve ever had!

All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:29},
{WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR DAD:63}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}


{Envelope Number:67}

Dear {NAME FOR FATHER:8},

Remember that time you and mom {WORD TO DESCRIBE SEX ENDING IN ED:9} and then I came along? Well, I'm so thrilled that you did that because now I'm here, and I'm sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for Father's Day to say thanks, {SLANG WORD FOR A MAN:11}!

You've been such a {WORD TO DESCRIBE A PERSON:14} influence in my life. I owe a lot of who I am to you and everything you've taught me - from {ACTIVITY:15} to {ACTIVITY:20} and especially that time you taught me how to hunt for {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}. I know you're not big on sharing your emotions, sometimes it's like pulling a {OBJECT:17} out of a {A CONTAINER or PILE OF SOMETHING:24} with you! But I know the love is there, and I hope all the {BODILY FLUID:25} you've given to me over the years comes back to you tenfold!

I could not imagine a Dad better than you. Not even {FAMOUS MAN:28} comes close!

All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:61},
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

{P.S:76}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}


{Envelope Number:67}

{Your Message:97}


{Envelope Number:67}

Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR DAD:7},

Happy Father’s Day!

Thank you for being a fantastic dad! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} dads I know! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {FUNNY WORD TO DESCRIBE DAD:10}, you have {GOOFY THING ABOUT HOW DAD LOOKS:13} and you’re awesome, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}!

Thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {FOOD:21} class – you really are the best! I hope you have a relaxing day {DAD’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

I could not imagine a Dad better than you! Not even {CARTOON CHARACTER:27} comes close! You really are the best Dad I’ve ever had!

All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:29},
{WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR DAD:63}

{P.S:76}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}

Dear {NAME FOR FATHER:8},

Remember that time you and mom {WORD TO DESCRIBE SEX ENDING IN ED:9} and then I came along? Well, I'm so thrilled that you did that because now I'm here, and I'm sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for Father's Day to say thanks, {SLANG WORD FOR A MAN:11}!

You've been such a {WORD TO DESCRIBE A PERSON:14} influence in my life. I owe a lot of who I am to you and everything you've taught me - from {ACTIVITY:15} to {ACTIVITY:20} and especially that time you taught me how to hunt for {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN S:22}. I know you're not big on sharing your emotions, sometimes it's like pulling a {OBJECT:17} out of a {A CONTAINER or PILE OF SOMETHING:24} with you! But I know the love is there, and I hope all the {BODILY FLUID:25} you've given to me over the years comes back to you tenfold!

I could not imagine a Dad better than you. Not even {FAMOUS MAN:28} comes close!

All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:61},
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU'D LIKE TO BE CALLED:62}

{P.S:76}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}

{Your Message:97}

Dear {WHAT YOU CALL YOUR DAD:7},

Happy Father’s Day!

Thank you for being a fantastic dad! You are my favorite out of all the {HUGE NUMBER:12} dads I know! That’s why I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ for your special day! There are so many wonderful words to describe you. You’re {FUNNY WORD TO DESCRIBE DAD:10}, you have {GOOFY THING ABOUT HOW DAD LOOKS:13} and you’re awesome, all wrapped up into one {GROSS THING:18}!

Thank you so much for teaching me how to {FUNNY ACTIVITY:16}, how to ride a {ANIMAL:19} and for helping me get good grades in my {FOOD:21} class – you really are the best! I hope you have a relaxing day {DAD’S FAVORITE ACTIVITY:26}; I know it is your favorite thing in the world to do! A {ANIMAL AND BODY PART:23} like you only deserves the best!

I could not imagine a Dad better than you! Not even {CARTOON CHARACTER:27} comes close! You really are the best Dad I’ve ever had!

All my {ANIMAL AND LOVING ACTION ENDING IN S:29},
{WHO YOU ARE TO YOUR DAD:63}

{P.S:76}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:71}

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{Envelope Number:67}

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