Name: Invitation Welcome Mat
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Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to inform you that you are cordially invited to {NAME OF YOUR EVENT:9}!

Prepare yourself for a stupendous & fun-filled time of {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:11}! There will also be {A RANDOM GROSS ACTIVITY:14}, and all manner of {INAPPROPRIATE PARTY BEHAVIOR:15}! But wait, there’s more! We’ll also have cheese... lots of cheese. Just kidding, it won’t be that wild… or will it? Only one way to find out!

Yours truly will be providing go-go dancers flashing their {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):20}; if you would be so kind as to bring {FOOD ITEM:22} filled with {SEX TOY ENDING IN (S):17} – that would be delightful!

This pawsitively pawsome pawty will begin promptly {THREE NUMBERS BETWEEN TEN-SIXTY:24} from receipt of this invitation – so don’t be late! It’ll be at that one place where we did that one thing that one time… you know the spot!

Make sure to mark your calendar! You certainly don’t want to be the {A FUNNY INSULT:25} who missed out on all the {TABOO ACTIVITY:28}! So, be there or be {NAME A SHAPE OTHER THAN A SQUARE:29}.

{A UNIQUE FAREWELL SALUTATION:76}!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED:77}

P.S.

{ENTER THE ACTUAL EVENT DETAILS HERE (PLEASE DON’T FORGET TO COPY THEM TO PASTE TO ADDITIONAL INVITATIONS!):69}

{Your Message:97}

Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to inform you that you are cordially invited to {NAME OF YOUR EVENT:9}!

Prepare yourself for a stupendous & fun-filled time of {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:11}! There will also be {A RANDOM GROSS ACTIVITY:14}, and all manner of {INAPPROPRIATE PARTY BEHAVIOR:15}! But wait, there’s more! We’ll also have cheese... lots of cheese. Just kidding, it won’t be that wild… or will it? Only one way to find out!

Yours truly will be providing go-go dancers flashing their {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):20}; if you would be so kind as to bring {FOOD ITEM:22} filled with {SEX TOY ENDING IN (S):17} – that would be delightful!

This pawsitively pawsome pawty will begin promptly {THREE NUMBERS BETWEEN TEN-SIXTY:24} from receipt of this invitation – so don’t be late! It’ll be at that one place where we did that one thing that one time… you know the spot!

Make sure to mark your calendar! You certainly don’t want to be the {A FUNNY INSULT:25} who missed out on all the {TABOO ACTIVITY:28}! So, be there or be {NAME A SHAPE OTHER THAN A SQUARE:29}.

{A UNIQUE FAREWELL SALUTATION:76}!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED:77}

P.S.

{ENTER THE ACTUAL EVENT DETAILS HERE (PLEASE DON’T FORGET TO COPY THEM TO PASTE TO ADDITIONAL INVITATIONS!):69}

{Your Message:97}

Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7}!

I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to invite you to {NAME OF YOUR EVENT:12}!

It’s gonna be a fun-filled time of {A SILLY ACTIVITY ENDING IN (S):10}! There will also be lots of {A WEIRD/GROSS ACTIVITY:13}, and all kinds of {INAPPROPRIATE PARTY BEHAVIOR:18}! But wait, there’s more! We’ll also have puppies... lots of puppies. Just kidding, it won’t be that Awesome… or will it? Only one way to find out!

I’ll be bringing {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN (S):16}; if you would please bring {FOOD ITEM:19} filled with {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN (S):21} – that would be great!

This pawsome pawty will begin exactly {A VERY LARGE NUMBER:26} seconds from right now – so don’t be late! And make sure to mark your calendar! You certainly don’t want to be the {FUNNY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:23} who missed out on all the fun and {SILLY ACTIVITY:27}!

I can’t wait to see you there!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED:75}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7}!

I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to invite you to {NAME OF YOUR EVENT:12}!

It’s gonna be a fun-filled time of {A SILLY ACTIVITY ENDING IN (S):10}! There will also be lots of {A WEIRD/GROSS ACTIVITY:13}, and all kinds of {INAPPROPRIATE PARTY BEHAVIOR:18}! But wait, there’s more! We’ll also have puppies... lots of puppies. Just kidding, it won’t be that Awesome… or will it? Only one way to find out!

I’ll be bringing {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN (S):16}; if you would please bring {FOOD ITEM:19} filled with {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN (S):21} – that would be great!

This pawsome pawty will begin exactly {A VERY LARGE NUMBER:26} seconds from right now – so don’t be late! And make sure to mark your calendar! You certainly don’t want to be the {FUNNY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:23} who missed out on all the fun and {SILLY ACTIVITY:27}!

I can’t wait to see you there!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED:75}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}


{Envelope Number:63}

Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to inform you that you are cordially invited to {NAME OF YOUR EVENT:9}!

Prepare yourself for a stupendous & fun-filled time of {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:11}! There will also be {A RANDOM GROSS ACTIVITY:14}, and all manner of {INAPPROPRIATE PARTY BEHAVIOR:15}! But wait, there’s more! We’ll also have cheese... lots of cheese. Just kidding, it won’t be that wild… or will it? Only one way to find out!

Yours truly will be providing go-go dancers flashing their {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):20}; if you would be so kind as to bring {FOOD ITEM:22} filled with {SEX TOY ENDING IN (S):17} – that would be delightful!

This pawsitively pawsome pawty will begin promptly {THREE NUMBERS BETWEEN TEN-SIXTY:24} from receipt of this invitation – so don’t be late! It’ll be at that one place where we did that one thing that one time… you know the spot!

Make sure to mark your calendar! You certainly don’t want to be the {A FUNNY INSULT:25} who missed out on all the {TABOO ACTIVITY:28}! So, be there or be {NAME A SHAPE OTHER THAN A SQUARE:29}.

{A UNIQUE FAREWELL SALUTATION:76}!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED:77}

{P.S:74}

{ENTER THE ACTUAL EVENT DETAILS HERE (PLEASE DON’T FORGET TO COPY THEM TO PASTE TO ADDITIONAL INVITATIONS!):69}


{Envelope Number:63}

{Your Message:97}


{Envelope Number:63}

Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7}!

I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to invite you to {NAME OF YOUR EVENT:12}!

It’s gonna be a fun-filled time of {A SILLY ACTIVITY ENDING IN (S):10}! There will also be lots of {A WEIRD/GROSS ACTIVITY:13}, and all kinds of {INAPPROPRIATE PARTY BEHAVIOR:18}! But wait, there’s more! We’ll also have puppies... lots of puppies. Just kidding, it won’t be that Awesome… or will it? Only one way to find out!

I’ll be bringing {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN (S):16}; if you would please bring {FOOD ITEM:19} filled with {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN (S):21} – that would be great!

This pawsome pawty will begin exactly {A VERY LARGE NUMBER:26} seconds from right now – so don’t be late! And make sure to mark your calendar! You certainly don’t want to be the {FUNNY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:23} who missed out on all the fun and {SILLY ACTIVITY:27}!

I can’t wait to see you there!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED:75}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!

I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to inform you that you are cordially invited to {NAME OF YOUR EVENT:9}!

Prepare yourself for a stupendous & fun-filled time of {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:11}! There will also be {A RANDOM GROSS ACTIVITY:14}, and all manner of {INAPPROPRIATE PARTY BEHAVIOR:15}! But wait, there’s more! We’ll also have cheese... lots of cheese. Just kidding, it won’t be that wild… or will it? Only one way to find out!

Yours truly will be providing go-go dancers flashing their {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):20}; if you would be so kind as to bring {FOOD ITEM:22} filled with {SEX TOY ENDING IN (S):17} – that would be delightful!

This pawsitively pawsome pawty will begin promptly {THREE NUMBERS BETWEEN TEN-SIXTY:24} from receipt of this invitation – so don’t be late! It’ll be at that one place where we did that one thing that one time… you know the spot!

Make sure to mark your calendar! You certainly don’t want to be the {A FUNNY INSULT:25} who missed out on all the {TABOO ACTIVITY:28}! So, be there or be {NAME A SHAPE OTHER THAN A SQUARE:29}.

{A UNIQUE FAREWELL SALUTATION:76}!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED:77}

{P.S:74}

{ENTER THE ACTUAL EVENT DETAILS HERE (PLEASE DON’T FORGET TO COPY THEM TO PASTE TO ADDITIONAL INVITATIONS!):69}

{Your Message:97}

Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7}!

I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to invite you to {NAME OF YOUR EVENT:12}!

It’s gonna be a fun-filled time of {A SILLY ACTIVITY ENDING IN (S):10}! There will also be lots of {A WEIRD/GROSS ACTIVITY:13}, and all kinds of {INAPPROPRIATE PARTY BEHAVIOR:18}! But wait, there’s more! We’ll also have puppies... lots of puppies. Just kidding, it won’t be that Awesome… or will it? Only one way to find out!

I’ll be bringing {ANIMAL AND BODY PART ENDING IN (S):16}; if you would please bring {FOOD ITEM:19} filled with {SOMETHING YUCKY ENDING IN (S):21} – that would be great!

This pawsome pawty will begin exactly {A VERY LARGE NUMBER:26} seconds from right now – so don’t be late! And make sure to mark your calendar! You certainly don’t want to be the {FUNNY NAME TO CALL SOMEONE:23} who missed out on all the fun and {SILLY ACTIVITY:27}!

I can’t wait to see you there!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED:75}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

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{Sender\'s Address::80} {Sender\'s Address Line 2::81}
{Sender\'s City::82} {Sender\'s State::83} {Sender\'s Zip/Postal Code::84} {Sender\'s Country::85}

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{Address (Street Address):34.1} {Address (Address Line 2):34.2}
{Address (City):34.3} {Address (State / Province):34.4} {Address (Country):34.6}

{Envelope Number:63}

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