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Hey, {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8}!
I’m sending you this Funny Bonz Card™ to inform you that you are cordially invited to {NAME OF YOUR EVENT:9}!
Prepare yourself for a stupendous & fun-filled time of {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:11}! There will also be {A RANDOM GROSS ACTIVITY:14}, and all manner of {INAPPROPRIATE PARTY BEHAVIOR:15}! But wait, there’s more! We’ll also have cheese... lots of cheese. Just kidding, it won’t be that wild… or will it? Only one way to find out!
Yours truly will be providing go-go dancers flashing their {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):20}; if you would be so kind as to bring {FOOD ITEM:22} filled with {SEX TOY ENDING IN (S):17} – that would be delightful!
This pawsitively pawsome pawty will begin promptly {THREE NUMBERS BETWEEN TEN-SIXTY:24} from receipt of this invitation – so don’t be late! It’ll be at that one place where we did that one thing that one time… you know the spot!
Make sure to mark your calendar! You certainly don’t want to be the {A FUNNY INSULT:25} who missed out on all the {TABOO ACTIVITY:28}! So, be there or be {NAME A SHAPE OTHER THAN A SQUARE:29}.
{A UNIQUE FAREWELL SALUTATION:76}!
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU WANT TO BE CALLED:77}
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