 | My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},
Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {SILLY BODY PART:12} and it makes me laugh so hard. That’s why I’m now using a {A STRANGE OBJECT:10} to make you this card!
What great days we’ve had, such adventurous times! Too many great memories to fit in these rhymes… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):13} and braided our leg hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):18} in public wearing tutus without care!
Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):16}, that was crazy indeed! And then we {A CRAZY ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):19} and laughed ‘til we peed!
All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):21}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, between me and you. What crazy adventures, there’s nothing we won’t do! That’s why from the bottom of my {FUNNY BODY PART:26}, I’M MISSING YOU!
With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:23}
P.S.
{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69} |
