Name: Missing You
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My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {BODY PART:9} and it fills me with joy. Like that time you used a {A STRANGE/RANDOM OBJECT:11} as a sex toy!

Those moments we shared tickling each other’s {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} were pure bliss! Between that and your {SEXY BODY PART:15} I don’t know which I most miss.

What dreamers we are, such adventurous glee! So many glorious memories I share with thee… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):20} and shaved our butt hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):22} in public in our underwear!

Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):17}, that was crazy indeed! And then you {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:24} and we laughed ‘til we peed!

All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY:25}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, as together we grew. The moments we’ve shared for such a lucky few. From the bottom of my {NAUGHTY BODY PART:28}, I’M MISSING YOU!

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:94}

My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {BODY PART:9} and it fills me with joy. Like that time you used a {A STRANGE/RANDOM OBJECT:11} as a sex toy!

Those moments we shared tickling each other’s {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} were pure bliss! Between that and your {SEXY BODY PART:15} I don’t know which I most miss.

What dreamers we are, such adventurous glee! So many glorious memories I share with thee… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):20} and shaved our butt hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):22} in public in our underwear!

Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):17}, that was crazy indeed! And then you {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:24} and we laughed ‘til we peed!

All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY:25}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, as together we grew. The moments we’ve shared for such a lucky few. From the bottom of my {NAUGHTY BODY PART:28}, I’M MISSING YOU!

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:94}

My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {SILLY BODY PART:12} and it makes me laugh so hard. That’s why I’m now using a {A STRANGE OBJECT:10} to make you this card!

What great days we’ve had, such adventurous times! Too many great memories to fit in these rhymes… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):13} and braided our leg hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):18} in public wearing tutus without care!

Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):16}, that was crazy indeed! And then we {A CRAZY ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):19} and laughed ‘til we peed!

All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):21}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, between me and you. What crazy adventures, there’s nothing we won’t do! That’s why from the bottom of my {FUNNY BODY PART:26}, I’M MISSING YOU!

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:23}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {SILLY BODY PART:12} and it makes me laugh so hard. That’s why I’m now using a {A STRANGE OBJECT:10} to make you this card!

What great days we’ve had, such adventurous times! Too many great memories to fit in these rhymes… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):13} and braided our leg hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):18} in public wearing tutus without care!

Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):16}, that was crazy indeed! And then we {A CRAZY ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):19} and laughed ‘til we peed!

All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):21}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, between me and you. What crazy adventures, there’s nothing we won’t do! That’s why from the bottom of my {FUNNY BODY PART:26}, I’M MISSING YOU!

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:23}

P.S.

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}


{Envelope Number:63}

My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {BODY PART:9} and it fills me with joy. Like that time you used a {A STRANGE/RANDOM OBJECT:11} as a sex toy!

Those moments we shared tickling each other’s {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} were pure bliss! Between that and your {SEXY BODY PART:15} I don’t know which I most miss.

What dreamers we are, such adventurous glee! So many glorious memories I share with thee… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):20} and shaved our butt hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):22} in public in our underwear!

Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):17}, that was crazy indeed! And then you {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:24} and we laughed ‘til we peed!

All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY:25}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, as together we grew. The moments we’ve shared for such a lucky few. From the bottom of my {NAUGHTY BODY PART:28}, I’M MISSING YOU!

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}


{Envelope Number:63}

{Your Message:94}


{Envelope Number:63}

My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {SILLY BODY PART:12} and it makes me laugh so hard. That’s why I’m now using a {A STRANGE OBJECT:10} to make you this card!

What great days we’ve had, such adventurous times! Too many great memories to fit in these rhymes… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):13} and braided our leg hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):18} in public wearing tutus without care!

Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):16}, that was crazy indeed! And then we {A CRAZY ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):19} and laughed ‘til we peed!

All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):21}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, between me and you. What crazy adventures, there’s nothing we won’t do! That’s why from the bottom of my {FUNNY BODY PART:26}, I’M MISSING YOU!

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:23}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {BODY PART:9} and it fills me with joy. Like that time you used a {A STRANGE/RANDOM OBJECT:11} as a sex toy!

Those moments we shared tickling each other’s {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} were pure bliss! Between that and your {SEXY BODY PART:15} I don’t know which I most miss.

What dreamers we are, such adventurous glee! So many glorious memories I share with thee… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):20} and shaved our butt hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):22} in public in our underwear!

Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):17}, that was crazy indeed! And then you {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:24} and we laughed ‘til we peed!

All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY:25}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, as together we grew. The moments we’ve shared for such a lucky few. From the bottom of my {NAUGHTY BODY PART:28}, I’M MISSING YOU!

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

{Your Message:94}

My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {SILLY BODY PART:12} and it makes me laugh so hard. That’s why I’m now using a {A STRANGE OBJECT:10} to make you this card!

What great days we’ve had, such adventurous times! Too many great memories to fit in these rhymes… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):13} and braided our leg hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):18} in public wearing tutus without care!

Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):16}, that was crazy indeed! And then we {A CRAZY ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):19} and laughed ‘til we peed!

All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):21}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, between me and you. What crazy adventures, there’s nothing we won’t do! That’s why from the bottom of my {FUNNY BODY PART:26}, I’M MISSING YOU!

With love,
{YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:23}

{P.S:74}

{JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}

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{Sender\'s Address::77} {Sender\'s Address Line 2::78}
{Sender\'s City::79} {Sender\'s State::80} {Sender\'s Zip/Postal Code::81} {Sender\'s Country::82}

{Send To: Name (First):41.3} {Send To: Name (Last):41.6}
{Address (Street Address):34.1} {Address (Address Line 2):34.2}
{Address (City):34.3} {Address (State / Province):34.4} {Address (Country):34.6}

{Envelope Number:63}

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