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  • If you didn’t think it was pawsible to miss someone so much, let Bonner help you wax-poetic with this whimsical card!"

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  • Step 2: Unleash the Funny!

  • Step 3: Here’s your pawsome custom card! Click your answer to make changes, then click anywhere on the screen to save.

  • My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {BODY PART:9} and it fills me with joy. Like that time you used a {A STRANGE/RANDOM OBJECT:11} as a sex toy!

    Those moments we shared tickling each other’s {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} were pure bliss! Between that and your {SEXY BODY PART:15} I don’t know which I most miss.

    What dreamers we are, such adventurous glee! So many glorious memories I share with thee… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):20} and shaved our butt hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):22} in public in our underwear!

    Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):17}, that was crazy indeed! And then you {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:24} and we laughed ‘til we peed!

    All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY:25}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, as together we grew. The moments we’ve shared for such a lucky few. From the bottom of my {NAUGHTY BODY PART:28}, I’M MISSING YOU!

    With love,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}
  • {Your Message:94}
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    My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {BODY PART:9} and it fills me with joy. Like that time you used a {A STRANGE/RANDOM OBJECT:11} as a sex toy!

    Those moments we shared tickling each other’s {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} were pure bliss! Between that and your {SEXY BODY PART:15} I don’t know which I most miss.

    What dreamers we are, such adventurous glee! So many glorious memories I share with thee… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):20} and shaved our butt hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):22} in public in our underwear!

    Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):17}, that was crazy indeed! And then you {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:24} and we laughed ‘til we peed!

    All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY:25}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, as together we grew. The moments we’ve shared for such a lucky few. From the bottom of my {NAUGHTY BODY PART:28}, I’M MISSING YOU!

    With love,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}
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    {Your Message:94}
  • My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

    Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {SILLY BODY PART:12} and it makes me laugh so hard. That’s why I’m now using a {A STRANGE OBJECT:10} to make you this card!

    What great days we’ve had, such adventurous times! Too many great memories to fit in these rhymes… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):13} and braided our leg hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):18} in public wearing tutus without care!

    Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):16}, that was crazy indeed! And then we {A CRAZY ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):19} and laughed ‘til we peed!

    All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):21}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, between me and you. What crazy adventures, there’s nothing we won’t do! That’s why from the bottom of my {FUNNY BODY PART:26}, I’M MISSING YOU!

    With love,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:23}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}
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    My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

    Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {SILLY BODY PART:12} and it makes me laugh so hard. That’s why I’m now using a {A STRANGE OBJECT:10} to make you this card!

    What great days we’ve had, such adventurous times! Too many great memories to fit in these rhymes… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):13} and braided our leg hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):18} in public wearing tutus without care!

    Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):16}, that was crazy indeed! And then we {A CRAZY ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):19} and laughed ‘til we peed!

    All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):21}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, between me and you. What crazy adventures, there’s nothing we won’t do! That’s why from the bottom of my {FUNNY BODY PART:26}, I’M MISSING YOU!

    With love,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:23}

    P.S.

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}
  • {Envelope Number:63}
    My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {BODY PART:9} and it fills me with joy. Like that time you used a {A STRANGE/RANDOM OBJECT:11} as a sex toy!

    Those moments we shared tickling each other’s {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} were pure bliss! Between that and your {SEXY BODY PART:15} I don’t know which I most miss.

    What dreamers we are, such adventurous glee! So many glorious memories I share with thee… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):20} and shaved our butt hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):22} in public in our underwear!

    Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):17}, that was crazy indeed! And then you {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:24} and we laughed ‘til we peed!

    All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY:25}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, as together we grew. The moments we’ve shared for such a lucky few. From the bottom of my {NAUGHTY BODY PART:28}, I’M MISSING YOU!

    With love,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    {P.S:74}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}
  • {Envelope Number:63}
    {Your Message:94}
  • {Envelope Number:63}
    My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

    Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {SILLY BODY PART:12} and it makes me laugh so hard. That’s why I’m now using a {A STRANGE OBJECT:10} to make you this card!

    What great days we’ve had, such adventurous times! Too many great memories to fit in these rhymes… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):13} and braided our leg hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):18} in public wearing tutus without care!

    Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):16}, that was crazy indeed! And then we {A CRAZY ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):19} and laughed ‘til we peed!

    All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):21}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, between me and you. What crazy adventures, there’s nothing we won’t do! That’s why from the bottom of my {FUNNY BODY PART:26}, I’M MISSING YOU!

    With love,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:23}

    {P.S:74}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}
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    My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:8},

    Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {BODY PART:9} and it fills me with joy. Like that time you used a {A STRANGE/RANDOM OBJECT:11} as a sex toy!

    Those moments we shared tickling each other’s {BODY PART ENDING IN (S):14} were pure bliss! Between that and your {SEXY BODY PART:15} I don’t know which I most miss.

    What dreamers we are, such adventurous glee! So many glorious memories I share with thee… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):20} and shaved our butt hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):22} in public in our underwear!

    Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):17}, that was crazy indeed! And then you {A CRAZY ACTIVITY:24} and we laughed ‘til we peed!

    All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY:25}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, as together we grew. The moments we’ve shared for such a lucky few. From the bottom of my {NAUGHTY BODY PART:28}, I’M MISSING YOU!

    With love,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:27}

    {P.S:74}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}
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    {Your Message:94}
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    My Dearest {NAME OF RECIPIENT:7},

    Roses are red, violets are blue… I’m sending this Funny Bonz Card™ to say I’M MISSING YOU! I think of your {SILLY BODY PART:12} and it makes me laugh so hard. That’s why I’m now using a {A STRANGE OBJECT:10} to make you this card!

    What great days we’ve had, such adventurous times! Too many great memories to fit in these rhymes… Like that time we rode {AN ANIMAL ENDING IN (S):13} and braided our leg hair, or when we {A GROSS ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):18} in public wearing tutus without care!

    Or that time we {A WILD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):16}, that was crazy indeed! And then we {A CRAZY ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):19} and laughed ‘til we peed!

    All the times we spent {A WEIRD ACTIVITY (IN PAST TENSE):21}, right past us time flew. So many great memories, between me and you. What crazy adventures, there’s nothing we won’t do! That’s why from the bottom of my {FUNNY BODY PART:26}, I’M MISSING YOU!

    With love,
    {YOUR NAME/WHAT YOU’D LIKE TO BE CALLED:23}

    {P.S:74}

    {JUST IN CASE YOUR CARD IS A LITTLE “RUFF”, FEEL FREE TO THROW THEM A BONE WITH A PERSONAL MESSAGE!:69}
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    {Sender\'s City::79} {Sender\'s State::80} {Sender\'s Zip/Postal Code::81} {Sender\'s Country::82}








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    {Envelope Number:63}
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